fu-ck marry kill

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Dr Mantis Toboggan

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everyone knows the rules let's do it with tffers. course most people ain't gay here. or female. so maybe the fuck is a bit out there so let's just go with an intense makeout sesh.

YOUR FIRST THREE CHOICES ARE

Martino Knockavelli
RavenBish
Rammy

(also what kind of fucking shit forum doesn't allow the word fuck in the title? a forum in dire need of a mod shakeup is what)

 
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can't see james being too great of a lay. i mean look at his choice of tv and movies. it's all very quick and very obvious, no nuance, no buildup. no art or finesse. just disappointing really
 

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Yeah, but how enriching would it be to be married to Carel? I'd love to delve further into the nuances of post-structuralism.
 

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Carel would take you on nice holidays too.
 

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Fuck Bish, marry Carel, kill James. Though killing James is obviously my first move.
 

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can't see james being too great of a lay. i mean look at his choice of tv and movies. it's all very quick and very obvious, no nuance, no buildup. no art or finesse. just disappointing really

You just know he'd have his Coldplay CD on in the background as well
 

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I think I'd marry Martino. Would never get bored of that sexy cycling chat.
I reckon Bish is likely to be a more selfish lover than Rammy, so I'd kill Bish and fuck Rammy.

Next set please.
 

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Marry Oaf, fuck smat and kill Saltire. Easy.
 

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Presenting saltire as a choice makes it easier for everyone..

First up would be fuck Carel, kill Bish, marry James. I agree that he'd make a good wife. He can listen to all the Coldplay he wants during the day while I'm out working.

Moving on then, obviously kill Saltire. I think oaf would be too excited about everything for me to marry. I'm in my mid 30s now, I don't need that in my life. So marry Smat then, I'm not living on a fucking boat in my free time though.
 

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I'd marry smat, the lovable little fool. Oaf's pretty harmless so I couldn't kill him. So I guess I'd have to fuck him and kill SALTIRE. But I love a Scotch accent so I dunno.
 

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Fuck smat, marry SALTIRE, kill Oaf.

I don't reckon Oaf or Salty would be very good lays. I like Oaf but I reckon Salty's interests closer resemble mine. I don't mind CGI laden crap, but not every weekend thanks.
 

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I reckon I'd kill smat eventually anyway so may as well kill him now. Oaf seems reasonably grounded so he'd be walking down the isle. That leaves SALTIRE as the lucky one-night stand.
 
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no fucking spelling mistakes go unnoticed on this forum do they
 

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This is why I should only post on my computer. It automatically spell checks everything
 

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Marry - Carel
Fuck - Rammy
Kill - Bish

Marry - Smat
Fuck - Saltire
Kill - Oaf

I'll just take a threesome with Rammy and Saltire and get it done in one session, if that's possible? I would probably drop Rammy from my Facebook feed afterwards too. Nothing major against Oaf, just never read anything confirming his age and his posting style and love of computer games and Marvel/DC comics potentially point towards a court case. Bish is alright sometimes, but more worthy of being killed than Rammy.

Next.
 
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let's go for the returning championes

Libertadores FC
Red

and the arch-bishop of banterbury himself,

Pagnell

 

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Marry Pagnell, fuck Lib, kill Red.
 

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Marry Lib, fuck Red, kill Pags.
 

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