Given the choice...

[Football Purist]

...would you take a guaranteed run to the FA Cup semis this season or a two hour foursome session with Holly Willoughby,Katherine Jenkins and Rachel Riley with them all dressed (initially) in French Maid outfits?

 

[Jamo]

 

[GFCSludge]

The logistics of that foursome could be more trouble than it's worth. Too many limbs.

 

[Bottega Don]

Gotta take the FA Cup Semi's

Paddy Madden>>Women

 

[T.A]

2 hours would turn into me watching for 1 hour 59 minutes. So seeing as we don't do well in Cup Competitions I'll go with that.

 

[Agombar stool]

The latter, easily.

 

[WFC]

Definitely the latter would disappoint them all, who gives a fuck about success really as a lower league supporter

 

[Etienne Vermeer]

The football. Those three all look the same and aren't my type.

 

[Fandemonium]

Either those three or my missus would kill me.

We've done a Cup semi final and it's a far less lethal proposition.

 

[Football Purist]

The football. Those three all look the same and aren't my type.

What if Pamela Anderson and Geri Halliwell join in after an hour?

 

[THE LAST WALTZ]

I would definitely go for the two hour foursome though I fear that they would have to amuse themselves for about 1 hour and 58 minutes.
Rachel Riley could do some Sudokus I suppose.

 

[Posh Hammer]

I always imagined Holly Willoughby to have a proper loose, frothy, hairy front bum.

 

[AtaturkOzgutson]

Rachel Riley could do some Sudokus I suppose.

I'll show her which box my nine goes in etc etc....

 

[Hurrikeen]

FA cup semis for me.

A wank would last longer than the latter option. That, or I'd gobble up a dozen stonker-pills and end up passing out as my helmet turns into a toadstool/blood storage unit hybrid and end up wasting all 2 hours.