HAPPY ST GEORGE'S DAY

[Martino Knockavelli]

English identity has become a muck word in recent years, and to wave the proud flag of old St George is regarded in some quarters as an act only slightly more acceptable than interrupting a friendly fondue party by admitting to being a practising paedophile.

But there is no reason why this ought to be so.

Today. in anticipation of tomorrow's nationwide celebrations, we begin the rehabilitation of noble England, awesome Albion, this once proud and still sceptred isle.

Accordingly, I invite you to post a thing, or two, or perhaps even three, that makes you proud to be an Englishman.

Thanks.

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

what

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

a

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

load

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

of

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

shit

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

[smat]

1. Boots Pharmacy. Founded in 1849, this venerable English institution is a world leader in pharmaceuticals. It just wouldn't be England without it.
2. Queuing. Heaven knows, we English love to queue. We're world famous for it. If any other countries want to claim queuing as their invention, I've got just one thing to say - "hey buddy! Get in line!!"
3. Ricky Gervais

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Did you read that article about Boots in the Guardian last week Smat. Bad times, no?

 

[smat]

I honestly don't give a shit what the Guardian writes. I love Boots and I'm English as hell.

Sorry if that's not "politically correct".

 

[Pagnell]

Variable weather. Of course, it's not exclusive to our green and pleasant land, but I can't imagine anything worse than every day being the same.

 

[smat]

Variable weather. Of course, it's not exclusive to our green and pleasant land, but I can't imagine anything worse than every day being the same.

IRONIC AS ALL YOUR POSTS ARE THE SAME

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Fair play, Smat. I won't pursue the issue further, since this thread was created in a spirit of fraternal unity and thus to cultivate the bitter seeds of toxic discord would be entirely contrary to that purpose.

 

[Habbinalan]

 

[Craig]

Driving on the left, it just feels right.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

[smat]

 

[Craig]

 

[Pagnell]

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

You call that tea? Looks more like left over dishwater diluted with the mucal discharge of a thrush-ridden spinster aunt.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

n/m

 

[Pagnell]

There you go then, have a cup of flavourless piss.

 

[Whitechapel]

 

[Craig]

You call those chips? they look like they've been dipped in left over dishwater diluted with the mucal discharge of a thrush-ridden spinster aunt.

 

[Stevencc]

I will be painting my helmet with the flag of St.George and making violent love to a Scottish woman.

Alright Saltire?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Moaning

 

[Stevencc]

I hope she does, yeah.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Guacamole is Mexican, buffoonface.

 

[Whitechapel]

Guacamole is Mexican, buffoonface.

Good sir, that there be mushy peas.

 

[Pagnell]

Guacamole is Mexican, buffoonface.

Poor show.