Have you ever been to court ?

[johnnytodd]

Lets post our crimes in here, obviously Salty has been done for Drunken Disorderly most weeks but has anyone got any juicy stories?

Here's mine

Just got off with a driving ban for totting up to 12 points today..........defended myself and had to claim it would cause hardship to the mrs and kids.

District judge believed my story and gave me £200 fine.

There is a god after all.

 

[SALTIRE]

Not drunk and disorderly but arson so get it up ye!

Doesn't surprise me you've been to court you wrong 'un.

 

[mowgli]

I was a juror in 1989 at Reading Crown Court,i'm a respectable member of society and have never been to court as the accused as the police in High Wycombe are fecking useless

 

[Leo]

I was a juror in 1989 at Reading Crown Court,i'm a respectable member of society and have never been to court as the accused as the police in High Wycombe are fecking useless

I was called for jury service about 6 years ago mate....wife beating charge....c*nt was stick on for a guilty!

 

[Leo]

Not drunk and disorderly but arson so get it up ye!

Doesn't surprise me you've been to court you wrong 'un.

oh Salty....you light my fire mate.....

 

[Abertawe]

A youth court banned me from football back when I was 16. That was my only time as a defendant.

 

[johnnytodd]

A youth court banned me from football back when I was 16. That was my only time as a defendant.

Scum hooligan

 

[johnnytodd]

Not drunk and disorderly but arson so get it up ye!

Doesn't surprise me you've been to court you wrong 'un.

Alright Moxy lad !

 

[johnnytodd]

Before you say it Epic scrumping isn't a big deal.

 

[SALTIRE]

Alright Moxy lad !

Moxy! Wow, just as well you know I'm old enough to know about him!

Greatest theme tune of all though

 

[appletablepenny]

Been to coroner's court (more than once)