Home remedies for ill people

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To stop a dry or tickley cough simply eat 3 tins of cold mushy peas......you wont cough again in case you shit yourself.
 

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A nip of scotch cures anything according my aunts Polish dad. He lived through Nazi occupied Poland in WWII so I never questioned anything he said.
 

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Hiccups isn't really an illness, but drinking a teaspoon of vinegar will shift the fuckers immediately. FACHT!
 

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A large glass of cider brandy will cure most colds,or maybe it just seems that way when you're pissed.
 

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Suicide cures most illnesses, although it has a rather unpleasant side effect
 

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Lemon juice in sparkling water. When warm it's really good for loosening chest congestion, soothing throat as well as other benefits.
 

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Lemsip dissolved in a litre of Bushmills, three times a day. Don't be tempted to overdo it with the Lemsip though. Not only does it sort out colds and flu, curiously it also creates a form of time travel.
 

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Get off your arse, stop whinging and get on with it is a favourite remedy of my wife's ( she's a delicate flower)
 

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Gargle a drink with paracetamol in it. A Doctor told me that, it's one of these voodoo treatments you're all suggesting.
 

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2 ibuprofen, 2 paracetamol, a towel and the 'ill quilt'. This is what I do when I get my once yearly man flu.
 

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Large saucepan full of just boiled water, dangle your face precariously close to it with a towel over your head.

Cures anything.
 

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Hope you're using different holes.
 

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