Jake Livermore tests positive for Cocaine

[IanH]

The only thing Jake Livermore is guilty of is enhancing his night out so he could chat birds up better.

If a 25 year-old, millionaire footballer needed to take cocaine to chat up birds better then this country's in a bigger mess than I thought.

 

[Cashis]

yeah, fair one. he only took coke cos alcohol would hurt the livermore tbh

(shamelessly stolen from twitter)

 

[Whitewall]

So the Premier League has Peadofiles and drug users...
Best league in the world!

Peadofile? What's that - a green veg fetishist?

 

[shane]

Lots of good points made but are they actually relevant? Coke isn't performance enhancing. Fine - but surely the problem is the reverse - i.e. recreational drug use and excessive alcohol consumption is going to adversely affect your performance on the field. If you're a professional athlete who gets paid a fuckload I don't really see that not poisoning your body on a regular basis is too much to ask. Basically, it's a breach of contract and his employer is quite entitled to come down harshly...

Exactly.

"Here's a million(s) pound contract. You can play shit, be awful in training, not perform on match day and do virtually anything you want outside the small window the club set aside for you each day but FFS, don't touch green or bag".

That's it. That's all you have to do to earn a small fortune.

 

[Deleted]

He's shite, anyway...

 

[Scumarmy.]