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Kev's weekend shananigans, including some midweek excursions

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I will update you on my drinking antics, which lass or lad has punched me this weekend, and various other BANTZ
 

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Can't wait

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Well get cracking Kevin!
 

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I will be carefully scrutinising all of your stories as I feel I could rival this with what goes on during my weekends.
 

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I got an 'Asbo' from Camden Town last weekend. Basically meant I wasn't allowed in the borough for 48 hours. Constable Matthew Ebbs didn't buy my "I have a dentist appointment tomorrow in Camden" excuse.

LAD.
 

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I find your avatar very appropriate for that story BB
 

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So another weekend is here, Tonight Matthew i'm gonna be "absolutely smashed"

small get together tonight, just 3 of us, which is disappointing especially as on Monday there was 7 of us, the other 4 can go fuck themselves though, quality not quantity, I think Hedley Verity in Leeds has a Jagerbomb special on, 5 for £10, which will equal dissater for our Kev!!

i am partial to the odd bomb, but i'm no terrorist
 

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So another weekend is here, Tonight Matthew i'm gonna be "absolutely smashed"

small get together tonight, just 3 of us, which is disappointing especially as on Monday there was 7 of us, the other 4 can go fuck themselves though, quality not quantity, I think Hedley Verity in Leeds has a Jagerbomb special on, 5 for £10, which will equal dissater for our Kev!!

i am partial to the odd bomb, but i'm no terrorist

Will you be going for the big three day sesh, Kevin?
 

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nah, maybe if i was still in my 20's, being in my early 30's it's just not possible anymore, i will however depending on how many want to, be going out tomorrow night, but i will need Sunday and Monday to recover for work

not so young anymore
 

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Only two for me. Working tomorrow day cos I'll be dropping £200+ on Sunday
 

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had 2 beers already to ease my pain, feeling better now, HAIR OF THE DOG!

back out in 5 hours, to go once again, last night was great but pretty uneventful, apart from a chair being thrown like in the poltergeist movie, seemed to come out of nowhere and landed 4 foot away from us :D
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
I got an 'Asbo' from Camden Town last weekend. Basically meant I wasn't allowed in the borough for 48 hours. Constable Matthew Ebbs didn't buy my "I have a dentist appointment tomorrow in Camden" excuse.

LAD.
What did you get an ASBO for? Was it A: Drunken or threatening behaviour. B : Vandalism or graffiti or C: Playing loud music at night.

I'm guessing either A - you smacked a 13 year old after having a pint or B, you smeared your own poo over a shop window, again after consuming a pint.
 

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aye, Kev doesn't resort to anything other than borderline sexual harrassment or banterz

no need to get physical or smear turd on bars etc
 

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I was taking the piss out of a bouncer by pretending to by a gypsy (doesn't feel so funny now) and then he thought I spat at him but I was just throwing him some air kisses.

The police found the funny side of it but told me to leave the area...I reckon they knew I had been drinking since 10 that morning.

I doubt I'll ever go camden again tbh....I find I always get into trouble around there, my fault or not.
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
That's probably not an ASBO but an order to move along. I'd like to have seen the bouncer getting revved up though.
 

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The worst thing is I was in the process of chatting up these two bloke Italians and then apparently the bouncer came out and I couldn't help myself.

I don't remember any of it really.
 

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Bloke Italians?
 

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I was pissed....please forgive me for doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol....Obviously you've never done anything you regret on a day out on the lash.
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
It's probably one of those you'd have to have been there to appreciate it scenarios.
 

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Why Bloke Italians BB??
 

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How exactly do you pretend to be a gypsy? would be my question.
 

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i dunno but i once pretended to be spiderman, on a full day of jagerbombs and kronenburg

think i tried climbing a wall, or so the nurse told me the following morning
 

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Stop asking questions. I'm embarrassed about the whole situation. I wish i never posted it.
 

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