I'm binning Swindon v Coventry for a colonic irrigation.
I got married on a Friday and purposely booked to fly out for the honeymoon on the Sunday so I wouldn't miss a game. However my new wife had other ideas and wanted to send our first day as man and wife together. I hadn't missed a home game in 6 years and haven't missed one since. We won 7-1. Bad start to the marriage.