Local stories & crime

[Red]

Bit late and this was a national story as well as local to me. It's the terror plot that was uncovered before Christmas. One of the plotters was the owner of a chippy quite close to where I live (5 mins from our footy ground for those of you who have been to the Proact) . Went in the chippy a time or two as well. It's not often our local news makes the national headlines. That's it, bit shit really I suppose.

 

[Laker]

Think this belongs here: https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/essex-drug-dealer-poo-custody-14292313

Apologies for how crap our local rag’s website is bit essentially the story is this drug dealer is suspected to have swallowed some class a drugs just as he was arrested 28 days ago. The police are waiting for him to poo the drugs out but he hasn’t shat since his arrest. Now a British record.

#poowatch

 

[Leo]

Think this belongs here: https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/essex-drug-dealer-poo-custody-14292313

Apologies for how crap our local rag’s website is bit essentially the story is this drug dealer is suspected to have swallowed some class a drugs just as he was arrested 28 days ago. The police are waiting for him to poo the drugs out but he hasn’t shat since his arrest. Now a British record.

#poowatch

Bring in Michela Strachan and Bill Oddie for updates.

 

[Laker]

Think this belongs here: https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/essex-drug-dealer-poo-custody-14292313

Apologies for how crap our local rag’s website is bit essentially the story is this drug dealer is suspected to have swallowed some class a drugs just as he was arrested 28 days ago. The police are waiting for him to poo the drugs out but he hasn’t shat since his arrest. Now a British record.

#poowatch

This is still going, he was up to 37 days yesterday - now a world record I believe.