Match Day Man City v Everton, Saturday 15 December 12:30

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Match chat.

 

[Benji]

Not a fan of the aesthetics of light blue vs blue.

 

[Redpelt]

Everton looked positively dazzled by the light blue to the extent the lower limbs of their defenders simultaneously seized up ,like Gods light had temporarily stilled the messages sent from the brain which aid coordinated movement.