Manchester City v Aston Villa - Sat 5th March 15.00

[DarkSithLord]

All match discussion in here please.

 

[JimJams]

Should be a cricket score. I'll go 3-0 though.

 

[GodsGift]

I'm going just to tick the Etihad off the list. For £44, I'm looking for at least 5 from City.

 

[Stevencc]

A nice easy couple of fixtures to give City some false title hope.

They should build up an aggregate score of about 13-0 over these next two.

 

[silkyman]

0-1

No villa shots on target all game. Own goal from Delph.

 

[Stevencc]

Official Silkyman Translation - I'm shit-scared that "we" will lose this game so I am pretending that I expect "us" to lose so no one tries to "troll" me after the game. If any Villa fan dares to boo Delph or bring an inflatable snake to the game I will be very angry.

 

[silkyman]

I'm getting a lot of 'ignored content' notices directly after my posts.

Should I get a restraining order? I'm a bit scared.

 

[JimJams]

Why don't you just unblock him. Then you can just ignore the shit you don't like the same way everyone else does.

 

[Stevencc]

He's too fragile for that, JJ.

I quite like it this way though - I can laugh at my own jokes with being subjected to inappropriately angry response every time.

 

[JimJams]

FUCK OFF, Just fuck right off you c***!

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Man City 8-0 Aston Villa

It's about due, not had a major slapping like that for a while (I know Liverpool smacked 6 past us, but we like a 7 or 8 goal loss a season recently).

 

[Jarv]

I'm looking for at least 5 from City.

Home fans in attendance?

 

[Stevencc]

Home fans in attendance?

Absolutely fantastic!

 

[Renegade]

No idea how City haven't scored yet, Ageuro should score at least a hat-trick today going by the first 20 minutes. This looks like a training exercise, Villa are just so poor. Bony has turned into a donkey since he joined City, he needs to leave asap.

 

[TractorBoys]

As above, it's essentially been attack v defence throughout the first half. Can't see Villa holding out for the next 45.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Nope, I've just had a fiver on over 2.5 goals. Once the first goes in, the floodgates will open.

 

[silkyman]

Classic Yaya. One thing Wednesday showed is how much he actually does despite looking like he does fuck all.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Like fucking clockwork. First goes in, and it's wide open.

 

[silkyman]

2-0

Nice ball by Bony and a bit of a fluke for Sergio

 

[silkyman]

3-0. Aguero again.

 

[silkyman]

4-0. Sterling.

Jesus Villa are poor. Defending for that was utter dogshit.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

After my nice £17 came in with the 3rd goal, I've had a fiver on over 5.5 now. 2 more please. Don't care who they go to.

 

[silkyman]

Think that might be a stretch now

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Still wouldn't surprise me.

 

[silkyman]

After my nice £17 came in with the 3rd goal, I've had a fiver on over 5.5 now. 2 more please. Don't care who they go to.

That was, sadly, one of the most optimistic things I've ever seen....

 

[JaseTheVillain]

It's fine anyway, had a fiver on West Ham to win at half time, more than made up for it.

 

[Blitzballer]

Shit

 

[Blitzballer]

You know shit is bad when your bluenose mates feel for you. I quote "yeah we hate the villa but this is beyond funny now, I feel for you bud"