Match Day Midweek Jolly Japes 3rd/4th April 2017

[Chris FGR]

Start tonight with National League SUPERSTARS Cowley FC Lincoln playing some plucky pub team from Essex or something. BT will be getting moist having both Danny Cowley AND John Still on on the same night. Hopefully Natalie Quirk will be there to entertain us neutrals.

Tranny will look to react tomorrow against Sutton, who can only play well on plastic. There is an "exciting" local derby between doomed Southport and Macc who's remaining games are all a way of killing time waiting for their MASSIVE CUP FINAL next month. York will continue their beast-led ROMP TO SURVIVAL by smashing Bromley.

Lincoln City V Dagenham & Redbridge
Southport V Macclesfield Town
Tranmere Rovers V Sutton United
York City V Bromley

 

[PaulHaddock]

Why haven't you left yet!!!!!!!!

 

[Chris FGR]

Why haven't you left yet!!!!!!!!

As posted elsewhere, I never said I was. Ironic coming from a Grimsby fan as well. This is the non league section.

 

[Leewilson]

Wish I could be at Lincoln tonight but unfortunately some of us haven't bloody broken up for Easter yet. Teacher grumbles.

At least it's on the box. I want Lincoln to go up but I'm still looking over my shoulder at Aldershot (who worry me) and I still think one of Dover, Gateshead and Barrow have a run in them yet over the last 5 games.

I'd take a draw.

 

[PaulHaddock]

I kid of course. We need to keep our forum clowns alive.

 

[Sparrow]

BT will be getting moist having both Danny Cowley AND John Still on on the same night.

An absolute dream for BT Sport. Their two favourites.

 

[Master D]

Cowley is on the pitch again, definitely NOT making it all about himself.

 

[Pablosammy]

WTF is that air raid siren? They deserve to stay down just because of that.

 

[Silver Stone]

'mon you Ravens.

 

[Leewilson]

They need an air raid siren with Tranmere flying in to bomb the party.

 

[Pablosammy]

Lincoln much the better side so far. Home win definitely looking the most likely result.

 

[DontBringBertie]

Cowley is on the pitch again, definitely NOT making it all about himself.

He really is turning more and more in to Brendan Rodgers by the day.

 

[gijsbert_bos]

This ref clearly loves himself.

 

[Sparrow]

Is Danny Cowley the ref?

 

[Master D]

The hoofball here is beyond belief.

 

[Pablosammy]

Get up you cheating fool.

 

[gijsbert_bos]

Actually looks like a bearded Mark Cooper...

 

[gijsbert_bos]

We are too predictable with our hoofing. It's painful to watch.

 

[Pablosammy]

We are too predictable with our hoofing. It's painful to watch.

Rhead is winning his aerial battle, it may still work.

 

[gijsbert_bos]

BT Sport fucking love our Cathedral

 

[The Jovial Forester]

We are too predictable with our hoofing. It's painful to watch.

So that's what the air raid siren was warning us about.

 

[Tranmerewhite]

So that's what the air raid siren was warning us about.

Just like RAF Lincoln, all the action is in the air with Cowley FC.

 

[gijsbert_bos]

Phew. Not the prettiest of goals...

 

[PaulHaddock]

 

[Pablosammy]

Probably deserved. Definitely annoying!

 

[Leewilson]

We're nowhere in this match. Going to be comfortable for Lincoln this now we've lost our focal point. Another bloody injury.

 

[1884 Belmont]

That Dagenham defending was abysmal. No way Dagenham are getting anything here, they've been awful.

 

[Tranmerewhite]

Meanwhile Dagenham are being their usual consistently inconsistent selves.

 

[Sparrow]

Dagenham heading for their 65th defeat of the season.

 

[Master D]

It's everyone's favourite lovable rogue!