Morecambe and Wise monkeys

[Glasshalffullpools]

Did you see what I did there ??
Anyhoo ...We are bringing 6-800 for an end of season kick a bout ...One which , if our injured players are fit I can see us winning 2-0

 

[hellogregory]

How can injured players be fit?

 

[PoolieTom]

How can injured players be fit?

With a broken leg

 

[hellogregory]

With a broken leg

Fair enough.

 

[PoolieTom]

err..err..err.. Not that I am suggesting either N Thomas or Fat Billy are of the same fit-ness as her

 

[hellogregory]

Billy has bigger tits.

 

[Pooliekev]

You're a bit behind the times, sir.

Billy was in a recent dressing room video and he's ripped. There's a paywall so I can't post the address, unless of course you want to contribute 44 quid to the Hartlepool coffers.

He gave his shirt away to a little lad after the game on Saturday and half the lasses in the crowd almost fainted. The rest are lesbians.

Thinking about it, you must have seen him Tuesday night. You still think he's fat?

Anyway, he's up there with Jabo and Charlie so he can't be too much of a lardbucket.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

How can injured players be fit?

if our injured players ( indicating now ) are ( indicating some time in the future , let's say Saturday for arguments sake ) fit ( not injured )

 

[Soup Ladle]

we were mint today, absolute class from start to finish. might be shooting me bolt too soon but reckon Hignett could be a really great manager in time to come.

the difference between what the dinosaur did with the squad he signed and what we're getting served up now is incomparable

could be one of the best ever decisions a board at hufc has ever made getting rid of him

 

[Carver]

I saw the score and was like what the faack!

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

It's been coming mate , Morecambe were in the wrong place at the wrong time ....It could happen again soon with Notts away and York home next week

 

[Sestonpoolie]

Excellent performance today & still,think we could have gone up another gear if needed.
Dominated start to finish & only let Morecombe in when we started pissing about.
Nice views from the seafront,but good grief the place has some rammy pubs.

 

[Carver]

Who's this Nathan Thomas player?

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Who's this Nathan Thomas player?

Winger they took from Mansfield. The one game I saw of him (v Crawley) I'm very surprised they let him go.

 

[Carver]

Winger they took from Mansfield. The one game I saw of him (v Crawley) I'm very surprised they let him go.

He can't be that good then, nothing special.

 

[Sestonpoolie]

Murray couldn't be the best out of him.Hignett is.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

N Thomas has come on leaps and bounds under Higgy , he was so so under Moore, just goes to show the difference a manager makes ...now if he could only do something with you know who !