Most ruthless chants or shouts you've heard at a game?

[Christian Slater]

I went to see Blackpool play Blackburn in a friendly some years ago and a Blackpool fan enquired "How's Jordan doing?" to Dwight Yorke. As if planned, another Blackpool supporter from the other side of the stand immediately responded "She's having a blinder."

What about you, friends?

 

[roversfan2001]

The obligatory "she's got chlamydia" to any opposition teenage female deserves a mention.

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[Stevencc]

"Fuck off to China then you black c***".

An angry Chelsea fan to Drogba when the rumours of him making a big money move to China were in full flow.

 

[Jackinky]

"stand up cause you can't sit down" is one that stands out when we were playing Brighton a couple of years ago.

 

[rudebwoyben]

"stand up cause you can't sit down" is one that stands out when we were playing Brighton a couple of years ago.

That's just homophobic rather than ruthless.

 

[AtaturkOzgutson]

We were playing (very poorly, I must) at Gateshead, and after a 20+ pass move ended with a wild 30 yard shot which ended up just as far wide, the customary 'shit shot' banter came from the home fans.

In response our lot pipped up ''We're just like Raoul Moat, we shoot when we want''.

 

[ThisTinpotLeague]

That's just homophobic rather than ruthless.

Were the sexist and racist undertones in the others okay though?

 

[Abertawe]

"One Lisa Dingle" to any female steward who dares to be slightly overweight.

 

[rudebwoyben]

Were the sexist and racist undertones in the others okay though?

You're quite right, they're both pretty offensive too.
A ruthless chant has to have a bit of wit to it too as the opening post showed. Those three chants don't.

 

[Stevencc]

Calling Drogba a "black c***" seems pretty ruthless to me. It's not witty but that wasn't specified.

 

[Abertawe]

You're quite right, they're both pretty offensive too.
A ruthless chant has to have a bit of wit to it too as the opening post showed. Those three chants don't.

Nah. The thread asked for ruthless chants, not witty chants or even ruthlessly witty. Ruthless by definition means merciless, cruel & no compassion. Those chants are ruthless.

 

[Christian Slater]

You can post whatever chants you feel necessary. You aren't forbidden by semantics.

 

[Abertawe]

FUCKING SAVAGE

 

[Indian Dan]

Played Oxford in the FA Cup 3rd Round, live on BBC. At half time a young couple professed their love and intention to marry in the centre circle.

They were serenaded by the visiting Swindon faithful with

'Does she take it up the arse'

 

[Max]

When Blues were in the Prem, we were playing at home (can't remember the opponent) and Clinton Morrison blazed an easy chance well over the bar, with his usual customary expedience. One of our own fans then stood up and bellowed, in an otherwise quiet lull of disappointment: "FUCK OFF, YOU MASSIVE FRENCH c***".

As far as I recall, there were no players in our squad at that time who were French, save perhaps Franck Queudrue, who definitely doesn't look like Clinton Morrison. So either this chap thought Morrison sounds a French name, or he'd seen Clinton win one of his 36 baffling caps for Ireland while confusing the strip for the French one.

 

[Avatar]

"You only live round the corner" to united fans at highbury

 

[Christian Slater]

"You only live round the corner" to united fans at highbury

The only noise that emitted from Highbury from the home end was that woman that used to scream whenever the away side had a chance or scored.

 

[Blitzballer]

Remember one a while back, something about "graeme le saux takes it up the arse" or similar. I was only a kid

 

[Stevencc]

That's no excuse Blitz, you shouldn't have shouted it.

 

[DontBringBertie]

Adebayor Adebayooooooor his dad washes elephants and his mum is a whore.

Adebayor Adebayooooooor he got machine gunned and hid on the flooooor.

Adebayor Adebayooooooor he used to like coach trips but not anymooooore.

Adebayor Adebayooooooor they only shot three c*** it should have been fourrrrrr.

 

[Avatar]

The only noise that emitted from Highbury from the home end was that woman that used to scream whenever the away side had a chance or scored.

You mean Maria?!? Absolute ledge.

 

[Christian Slater]

You mean Maria?!? Absolute ledge.

Haha. I didn't know she had a name to her legend.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Directed at Steve Swales in the early 00s, returning to Boothferry Park with Halifax. He was caught offside on a foray forward, and as he jogged back to retake his defensive position a middle aged man stood towards the front of the Kempton screamed: "WHAT'S THE MATTER SWALES? DON'T YOU KNOW THE RULES, YOU FUCKING c***?".

It's less the content than the tone which made it so memorable. The comment was spat with such an incredible amount of bile. It was dripping with the kind of maniacal hatred and poison that I'd reserve for someone who had tortured to death my entire extended family. And even then I'm not quite sure I could manage it. Swales was stood about 10 feet away, so must have heard it, and the chap who said it must have known he was going to hear it.

What could Steve Swales possibly have done to deserve to incur this sort of unhinged, psychotic loathing? He was shit for City, granted, but so was basically everyone else who played for the club during the late 90s. He was an honest sort of plodding trier, and did not leave the club under any sort of a cloud, IIRC. There was surely no precipitating incident that could justify such malice.

I was taken aback then. I am still taken aback now. In hindsight I suspect it was at this moment that my long standing suspicion crystallised into a shape of a firm conclusion: soccer fans are massive divs, contemptible specimens, irredeemable pillocks all. That was the only thing I learned my first year at university.

Thanks.

 

[Bilo]

I met far more divs at the university than I ever did at a football ground.

 

[mnb089mnb]

When Blues were in the Prem, we were playing at home (can't remember the opponent) and Clinton Morrison blazed an easy chance well over the bar, with his usual customary expedience. One of our own fans then stood up and bellowed, in an otherwise quiet lull of disappointment: "FUCK OFF, YOU MASSIVE FRENCH c***".

As far as I recall, there were no players in our squad at that time who were French, save perhaps Franck Queudrue, who definitely doesn't look like Clinton Morrison. So either this chap thought Morrison sounds a French name, or he'd seen Clinton win one of his 36 baffling caps for Ireland while confusing the strip for the French one.

I remember someone at Cardiff City having a go at Martyn Margetson for being an "Icelandic twat", Margetson is Welsh, was born in Neath.

Anyway, a few I've heard when watching Cardiff

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Harold Shipman is our friend, is our friend, is our friend,
Harold Shipman is our friend, he kills English,
Dig him up so he can kill some more, kill some more... etc.

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In your holiday homes,
we burn all your tables, we burn all your chairs,
we'll burn down your house with your children sleeping upstairs,
in your holiday homes.
#visitwales

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This one was trying far too hard to make stuff fit. It's a slight adaptation on other songs about Kevin Keegan being a pedophile that were around at the same time.

There's only one Paulo Sousa,
one Paulo Sousa
with a packet of sweets
and a Portuguese tan
Sousa's got Madeline McCann.

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Overall I'd say that chants aren't ruthless if they're merely calling someone fat or asking if they engage in anal sex. Proper ruthlessness is getting on the serial killer/ pedophile/ killing people's children angles.

 

[AnimoEtFide]

Who the fuck has a holiday home in Cardiff?!

 

[mnb089mnb]

Who the fuck has a holiday home in Cardiff?!

I think it's more of a "Wales" chant.

After all, there aren't many sheep in Cardiff yet the sheep-shagger chant always gets an outing.

Edit: Genuinely can't believe I've had to explain that.

 

[AnimoEtFide]

I've never been to Cardiff so I'll have to take your word for it.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

I met far more divs at the university than I ever did at a football ground.

 

[SRNP]

I've heard someone scream inaudible stuff for about 10 minutes straight at a game before. Literally "OFF FKKK YOU DO YOU FK MY FUCKSOJWHE ****HITS CHAIR***** BLOOMING FUCKSLAJDNF RFOGTIR GKFSJHFSBDM" for 10 minutes, before getting ejected.