Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[PaulHaddock]

http://mobile.ctfc.com/news/article/cheltenham-town-danny-wright-baby-2880268.aspx
Hadnt seen this posted anywhere.
Poor child.

 

[The_Boss]

http://mobile.ctfc.com/news/article/cheltenham-town-danny-wright-baby-2880268.aspx
Hadnt seen this posted anywhere.
Poor child.

Fuck me.

 

[UTS]

New Mills of the Evo-Stick Northern Division One or whaterver its called..

Played 20
Won 0
Drawn 0
Lost 20
Points 0

 

[The_Boss]

New Mills of the Evo-Stick Northern Division One or whaterver its called..

Played 20
Won 0
Drawn 0
Lost 20
Points 0

Just down the road from me, no surprise this after the years of them throwing really silly money around at that level. £400 a week for some players.

 

[Luke Imp]

I'm pleased the points total was put in because I was really struggling with 20x0.

 

[genesimmons]

New Mills of the Evo-Stick Northern Division One or whaterver its called..

Played 20
Won 0
Drawn 0
Lost 20
Points 0

Are these the worst team in the pyramid?

 

[Andy Harrier]

Are these the worst team in the pyramid?

I don't know, I wouldn't fancy our chances against them.

 

[genesimmons]

I don't know, I wouldn't fancy our chances against them.

Ha ha. Haveing seen kidderminster play you weren't that bad

 

[Aberstone]

Poor old Bashley.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Are these the worst team in the pyramid?

"Step 1-6 and still without a League point are St Francis Rangers after a 0-6 home defeat to Hassocks (Att 102)"

St Francis Rangers record this season is now 21 games, 21 defeats with just 2 goals scored and 143 conceded so a goal difference of -141

 

[UTS]

Fucking hell.. how is it possible to field a team so shit.

I think some 1FF members could get in New Mills and Bashleys team

 

[UTS]

We should keep track of these shit teams and see who wins first

 

[Harrier94]

"Step 1-6 and still without a League point are St Francis Rangers after a 0-6 home defeat to Hassocks (Att 102)"

St Francis Rangers record this season is now 21 games, 21 defeats with just 2 goals scored and 143 conceded so a goal difference of -141

I feel their games should be investigated for match fixing.

 

[Andy Harrier]

"Step 1-6 and still without a League point are St Francis Rangers after a 0-6 home defeat to Hassocks (Att 102)"

St Francis Rangers record this season is now 21 games, 21 defeats with just 2 goals scored and 143 conceded so a goal difference of -141

2 goals scored all season and conceding around 7 goals a game and they still get attendances of around 100. Someone needs to give those fans a medal.

 

[Tivvyultras]

and i thought bashley. were. bad

 

[Kim Mitten]

December was a particularly bad month for St Francis - Lost 8-0, 15-0, 10-1 (was 1-1 at half time) and 6-0. After that decent 6-0 loss they sadly opened up 2016 with another 8-0 defeat. I feel a trip to Haywards Heath coming on to view the worst team in the pyramid.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Meanwhile in the SWPL, Plymouth Parkway are 14th out of 20. However, they have a GD of +18, and 26 games left (out of 38)
Ivybridge Town have managed to play twice as many matches in that time

 

[Etty Abrics]

The Dover Stadium Mystery...

 

[Bluandwite]

I don't even know where to start with this, but enjoy.

http://www.chesterstandard.co.uk/ne...ashion-stakes-for-our-top-sporting-clubs.aspx

 

[SomeMightShay]

I don't even know where to start with this, but enjoy.

http://www.chesterstandard.co.uk/ne...ashion-stakes-for-our-top-sporting-clubs.aspx

I don't know what is more tragic, the fact that players have given their time out for this interview or that this is considered 'news' in Chester.

 

[SGW]

I don't even know where to start with this, but enjoy.

http://www.chesterstandard.co.uk/ne...ashion-stakes-for-our-top-sporting-clubs.aspx

Wow, practically rendered speechless.

Are we sure this isn't a spoof article?

Would a 50 y/o bloke seriously own up to using a product called 'Sexy Hair'?

I wouldn't even admit to my missus that I was using a "top of the range men's moisturiser" let alone the whole world (well, the whole Chester Standard reading world, anyway).

Also, that article was so....o long, clearly not written with football fans in mind.

 

[Bluandwite]

I don't know what is more tragic, the fact that players have given their time out for this interview or that this is considered 'news' in Chester.

It's from The Leader actually, there's a Chester & Wrexham version and it's in both. The Standard is our slimmed down free version that get's shoved through our letterboxes in midweek. Let's be honest, with content like that, it needs to be, nobody would buy it!

 

[EnglishRed]

"Chester FC defender Ryan Higgins reveals he likes having facials at home"

Bukkake?

:jones:

 

[rudebwoyben]

"Chester FC defender Ryan Higgins reveals he likes having facials at home"

Bukkake?

:jones:

Apparently, it is good for the skin...

 

[Tivvyultras]

Meanwhile in the SWPL, Plymouth Parkway are 14th out of 20. However, they have a GD of +18, and 26 games left (out of 38)
Ivybridge Town have managed to play twice as many matches in that time

Dont mention Parkay to me we got dick 4-1 by Parkway in the fa cup this season tho we did steal their best player

 

[UTS]

What team is Tivvy? Tiverton? Taunton?

 

[Tivvyultras]

Tiverton of cause
taunton??? wtf

 

[Tivvyultras]

Taunton:jones:

 

[Pliny Harris]

Are Tiverton a bit of a sleeping giant? Stopped by their ground once and it's Conference standard easily. Maybe you and Taunton can meet Torquay on the way up.

 

[rudebwoyben]

I don't think Tivvy have ever been above Southern League Premier level, albeit before the creation of the Conference North and South .
They knocked us out of the FA Cup in 02/03, which was the most unsurprising shock ever as we were in a fair bit of disarray that season.