Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

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Just this league in general apart from Halifax, Yeovil and Stockport
 

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We do have a good group of 500-1000 London branch members and I think a lot are based east side of London because the orient game used to be their main get together.

only thing I can think of trying to make sense of it
 

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Fondop is fucking cooked.

He came on at 77 mins and got a yellow on 79.
 

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According to wikipedia he has a degree in 'actuarial sciences' whatever that is, with first class honours.
That's what you'd do to be an actuary, I think it's more commonly just referred to as risk management in the UK though? Probably a pretty decent degree to be fair to him.
 

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That's what you'd do to be an actuary, I think it's more commonly just referred to as risk management in the UK though? Probably a pretty decent degree to be fair to him.

That sounds like one of those qualifications you can buy off eBay for a tenner.
 

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That sounds like one of those qualifications you can buy off eBay for a tenner.
Average salary of a risk management role is about £80k per year, it's a pretty important role in most industries nowadays with good scope to move across sectors, I'd imagine. Your career is probably always one clanger away from being over though.
 

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Average salary of a risk management role is about £80k per year, it's a pretty important role in most industries nowadays with good scope to move across sectors, I'd imagine. Your career is probably always one clanger away from being over though.

Yeah, why bother when you can just play for Hartlepool?
 

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Yeah, why bother when you can just play for Hartlepool?
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I really wish Ron had gone to Kings Lynn, they would have got on so well. Ron claims there have been a 'significant number' of Southend fans doing this and he knows who the biggest offenders are.
Southend have electronic turnstiles, which have coloured lights showing whether adult or child are entering, so stewards should be stopping them, of course Ron has claimed the stewards are in on it as well.
 

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I really wish Ron had gone to Kings Lynn, they would have got on so well. Ron claims there have been a 'significant number' of Southend fans doing this and he knows who the biggest offenders are.
Southend have electronic turnstiles, which have coloured lights showing whether adult or child are entering, so stewards should be stopping them, of course Ron has claimed the stewards are in on it as well.
The Kings Lynn Chairman wasn't there for that game. He was on holiday
 

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The Kings Lynn Chairman wasn't there for that game. He was on holiday
He was there, I saw him and said hello. The best thing was, apart from the shirt he was dressed exactly the same as Phil Brown.
 

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Yesterday I went to Erith Town v Hollands & Blair. Step 5 fare in the Southern Counties East Premier division, so as tinpot as you can get. But what happened in the 2nd half was something I don't think you'll see in professional football.

Erith were bossing the game 2 up and comfortable in the second half. We were sat behind the dugouts, heard the Erith manager say to someone else 'give me a couple of minutes, I'll be back.' I thought, oh he's popping off to the loo. No, he walked to the end of the stand and suddenly, over the shouts of the players and directions from the benches, came the sounds of very loud retching as Erith's manager hurled up whatever dodgy club food he'd been eating.
Even more surreal, while he was vomiting his team scored a 3rd goal.
 

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Yesterday I went to Erith Town v Hollands & Blair. Step 5 fare in the Southern Counties East Premier division, so as tinpot as you can get. But what happened in the 2nd half was something I don't think you'll see in professional football.

Erith were bossing the game 2 up and comfortable in the second half. We were sat behind the dugouts, heard the Erith manager say to someone else 'give me a couple of minutes, I'll be back.' I thought, oh he's popping off to the loo. No, he walked to the end of the stand and suddenly, over the shouts of the players and directions from the benches, came the sounds of very loud retching as Erith's manager hurled up whatever dodgy club food he'd been eating.
Even more surreal, while he was vomiting his team scored a 3rd goal.
Was that before or after he was offered the Southend job…
 

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Yesterday I went to Erith Town v Hollands & Blair. Step 5 fare in the Southern Counties East Premier division, so as tinpot as you can get. But what happened in the 2nd half was something I don't think you'll see in professional football.

Erith were bossing the game 2 up and comfortable in the second half. We were sat behind the dugouts, heard the Erith manager say to someone else 'give me a couple of minutes, I'll be back.' I thought, oh he's popping off to the loo. No, he walked to the end of the stand and suddenly, over the shouts of the players and directions from the benches, came the sounds of very loud retching as Erith's manager hurled up whatever dodgy club food he'd been eating.
Even more surreal, while he was vomiting his team scored a 3rd goal.
Clearly inspired by Ted Lasso style coaching.
 

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