Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[shoddycollins]

https://twitter.com/official_brfc/status/878211849631617024

 

[Raymondo316]

 

[Joe.]

The sooner those shithouses disappear back to the county league's, the better.

 

[mowgli]

I admit i don't know toomuch about Conference South but why does everyone hate Whitehawk so much?

 

[Farleigh]

Their right-on lefty ultras are not quite as insufferable as Clapton, or as nice as Dulwich. And their ground is a disgrace, even in that division. I have political views that are left at home on match day, because match day is about the football, not preaching or being leftier than thou.

 

[Joe.]

I admit i don't know toomuch about Conference South but why does everyone hate Whitehawk so much?

Their "fans" are not football fans. They seem to chant about anything but. Don't get me wrong, I am against racism, homophobia, etc, but I wouldn't go to a football game and bleat about it rather than sing about (or in support of) my own team. They report any club who's fans happen to say something they don't like. Their chairman is an absolute knob. Apparently (I'm just going by a tweet by one of their fans), you have to have a tattoo (of what, who knows?) To stand with their "ultras".

Their ground is absolutely woeful too.

Let's just say they won't be a loss if they ended up back in the county league's.

 

[The_Boss]

Joe is definitely closet Whitehawk fan.

 

[Joe.]

Joe is definitely closet Whitehawk fan.

Fuck right off.

Over the past couple of years, I've grown to hate this lot more than I hate Dartford.

 

[Farleigh]

Talking of tinpot ultras...no stag parties allowed.

http://www.claptonultras.org/2016/11/22/not-stag-party-venue/

Worth reading down for comments by some of the wedding party.

 

[Heathside]

Getting away from the Whitehawk ultras, they were also one of those teams that averaged double figures attendance wise - but had a loaded chairman, so were a money club to. Obviously sod all money has gone into the ground / all got spaffed on players. Although it appears to have run out last season.

For the ground they nabbed all the temp stands from Brightons old Withdean ground & just dumped it at their place without doing anything with it to beat the ground grading regs, so you're left with a load of old scaffolding everywhere - though I think the National league has finally wised up about this.

The Ultras latched on to them 3/4 seasons ago. Before then Whitehawk were getting around 70 attendance tops.

The "ultras" there really are insufferable, I don't think Joe has emphasised that enough though!

 

[Pliny Harris]

People who tell you to keep politics out of football do so because their politics fit in well with those that the modern game currently encapsulates. When a female physio is told to get her tits out, when a player on the floor is told "Get up, you ****!", when the troublesome opposition striker is thrown racial slurs, when the chairman personally pockets most of that once-in-a-decade windfall, when someone can't afford the admission in anymore, or the fan in the wheelchair gets a view at the bottom of the hard standing with spectators in the way either side, none of that apparently affects them so they prefer to turn a blind eye.

 

[GodsGift]

An Oxford United badge has been found inside a new Bristol City shirt

 

[Joe.]

Getting away from the Whitehawk ultras, they were also one of those teams that averaged double figures attendance wise - but had a loaded chairman, so were a money club to. Obviously sod all money has gone into the ground / all got spaffed on players. Although it appears to have run out last season.

For the ground they nabbed all the temp stands from Brightons old Withdean ground & just dumped it at their place without doing anything with it to beat the ground grading regs, so you're left with a load of old scaffolding everywhere - though I think the National league has finally wised up about this.

The Ultras latched on to them 3/4 seasons ago. Before then Whitehawk were getting around 70 attendance tops.

The "ultras" there really are insufferable, I don't think Joe has emphasised that enough though!

I've been fairly complimentary towards them here compared to in the past!

 

[shoddycollins]

An Oxford United badge has been found inside a new Bristol City shirt

oh dear, how embarrassing. Is that a self-manufactured shirt as well? Bristol Sport?

 

[shoddycollins]

In other news, Jeremy Corbyn has been put under pressure at PMQs this week to distance himself from Whitehawk.

 

[Sparrow]

We can end this thread now.

https://twitter.com/billericaytv/status/879049240428892160

 

[Master D]

We can end this thread now.

https://twitter.com/billericaytv/status/879049240428892160

The actual state of him.

 

[Chief Rocka]

We can end this thread now.

https://twitter.com/billericaytv/status/879049240428892160

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Is there a reason the hashtag says #biericay???

(Also, what an astronomical c*** Tamplin is)

 

[Pliny Harris]

If I had to choose between Billericay Town lasting in their current state for a full season, and football being abolished forever, I'd choose the latter.

 

[SomeMightShay]

Didn't know Carragher sported a mullet.

I think any discussion of footballing tattoos has to mention this gem. Guy must really like Joe Pasquale.

Did he make a journey of 1000 miles broken up in to two equal sized journeys for that tattoo?

 

[Kim Mitten]

You all know Billericay have got their own TV show coming, right?
http://www.echo-news.co.uk/sport/15361993.Filming_begins_for_new_Billericay_Town_documentary/

 

[RobboPOSH]

https://twitter.com/OfficialBWFC/status/879353361526554624

Words fail me...

 

[Luke Imp]

We can end this thread now.

https://twitter.com/billericaytv/status/879049240428892160

I'm not sure what's worse - the singing or his language with the four young kids in the back!

 

[epic73]

https://twitter.com/OfficialBWFC/status/879353361526554624

Words fail me...

The comments on that are great.

 

[Pablosammy]

I'm not sure what's worse - the singing or his language with the four young kids in the back!

You can imagine bed time in his house. "CLOSE YOUR EYES AND FUCKING SLEEP!"

 

[simsini]

https://twitter.com/maidstoneunited/status/879368890266128385

 

[FGRJC]

We can end this thread now.

https://twitter.com/billericaytv/status/879049240428892160

I'd love it so much if he ends up going bankrupt.

 

[Luke Imp]

Two Clubs claim to have signed the same player.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40454783

 

[shoddycollins]

Two Clubs claim to have signed the same player.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40454783

Maybe in a much needed spirit of unity and reconciliation in Northern Ireland he plans to play for them both.