Name-Your-Price United vs. Arsenal (Cup-Holders)

[thespus]

The most successful FA cup sides ever battle at the Theater of Camera Flashes in the 6th Round for the right to go to Wembley. A fixture once seen as a battle for dominance in the English game—arguably the most intense title-chasing rivalry in Premier League history—Manchester United and Arsenal will do battle for their chance at silverware this season. Arsenal will be desperate to repeat as FA Cup champions; Manchester United will be desperate to make it seem LVG is actually an improvement on David Moyes. It's the most expensive squad in English Football vs. Reigning FA Cup Holders.

Obligatory Combined XI:

De Gea
Bellerin - Mertesacker - Koscielny - Gibbs
Ramsey - Coquelin
Alexis - Özil - Cazorla
Giroud

It's been awhile since we've beaten them, and they are certainly owed after a fluky win at the Emirates earlier in the season. Earning a replay would be nice, but we'll do them with a 1-0 Arsenal. Ramsey with the winner. Coquelin with the Keown moment.

 

[SALTIRE]

Haha like the thread title!

As to the game Arsenal to win 3 - 1.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Cagey affair Score draw with Arsenal to win the replay

 

[thespus]

For any neutrals in our community, one would do well to remember that Arsenal boasts legends such as Smat and Christ-On-Crack while Manchester United can claim everyone's favourite homophobe, Busby Boy of Birmingham. Hard and long may the dick be that accidentally rubs him in the club.

 

[JimJams]

Haha like the thread title!

It's not Livercool standard though is it?

 

[SALTIRE]

It is a fine effort from Thespus though, gotta grant him that!

 

[Whitechapel]

You're having a laugh, no matter how shit United are at the moment and no matter how in form we are...they will still win. Every fucking time. I'm not even slightly excited.

 

[SALTIRE]

Have some faith, you'll crush them!

 

[Avatar]

We are going to win this so much in financial terms.

 

[SC49]

We're not beating United at Old Trafford.

 

[SALTIRE]

I'm amazed at the negativity by some Arsenal fans here. Yes you have a poor record against Man Utd, but come on if you turn up you'll beat that bunch of mercenaries easily. There will never be a better time to.

 

[sl1k]

I actually thought this was a livercool thread.

I am very surprised.

2-1 United.

 

[thespus]

This Livercool lad sounds a decent bloke.

 

[sl1k]

Hmmmm

As a forum persona, metaphorically, he's more like, piles...or gangrene.

 

[BlueBee]

Nice of the FA to send 6000 arsenal fans up to Manchester on a Monday night....or is the bbcs fault....either way they're a bunch of c***.

Kinda don't want Utd to go through....but....I'd much rather see Wenger knocked out.

 

[mistermagic]

I'm looking forward to this.

 

[Mustard]

Nice of the FA to send 6000 arsenal fans up to Manchester on a Monday night....or is the bbcs fault....either way they're a bunch of c***.

Kinda don't want Utd to go through....but....I'd much rather see Wenger knocked out.

Man United fans too AMIRITE

 

[Whitechapel]

 

[smat]

Best we can hope for is a draw here IMVHO. We will poo our pants.

 

[Nath]

Our record against Arsenal has been excellent in recent years. We'll win 3-1, then the Wenger out brigade will be out in force. They'll claim he is always settling for fourth and his naive tactics have cost the team again..

Jokes aside, as shit as we are, I still think we'll win.

 

[Avatar]

Rosicky backheel to Cazorla, Cazorla rabona pass to Ozil who finds Sanchez outside the box with a no-look throughball. Sanchez juggles it on his chest while rolling his shorts up to display his thunderous thighs. Then loses it.... Gibbs and Bellerin are so far forward they are actually behind the goal. Ball finds Rooney who scores to make it 1-0. 15 minutes later Mertesaker is still turning to try to catch up.

 

[Pagnell]

No matter how good Arsenal's form is or how shit United's is, United seem to get a result in these matches. Neither are playing particularly well at the moment, and I reckon this game will be a disappointment for anyone expecting a spectacle.

2-1 home side, tight and scrappy.

 

[ForeverUnited]

Another 0-0 wouldn't surprise me.

 

[G-Dragon]

Come on Arsenal!

 

[Stevencc]

Evans and Cisse got in trouble for spitting on each other, if players start ejaculating on each other then we are going to see some pretty big bans being handed out.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I just hope United win so Piers Morgan has a meltdown on Twitter. Part of me wants Arsenal to win though so the fickle ballbag jumps back on the Arsene Wenger's barmy army bandwagon.

I'm going to say 3-2 United.

 

[Stevencc]

Ty is well up for it.

 

[SC49]

We've got 12,000 going apparently, great away support as usual.

I just hope our players fucking try rather than limping around like bellends and passing the ball backwards and sideways for 80% of the game, and I'll be happy.

 

[Stevencc]

We've got 12,000 going apparently, great away support as usual.

I just hope our players fucking try rather than limping around like bellends and passing the ball backwards and sideways for 80% of the game, and I'll be happy.

Your players won't be able to pass backwards and sideways very often because that's what we'll be doing for 85 minutes of the game.

 

[thespus]

Welbeck winner, please.