National League opening day fixtures - 21/08

[OneDecentLester]

Another brilliant read

Keep em coming lads. My prediction is that the next ones gonna be that there was a deep dark rumour doing the rounds that Rowe used to lock the tea ladies in cages when he was assistant at Aldershot just to get a kick out of it… despicable human

Leaked images from Slaphead!! Adds more credibility to the rumour this I have to admit!

 

[EnglishRed]

I have it on good authority that James Rowe strangles Kittens before each game. It makes him feel powerful.

Taylor and Mitchell decided they couldn't put up with this anymore so that's was why they had to go. Burchnall on the other hand spends his spare time crocheting hats for bald puppies.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Burchnall on the other hand spends his spare time crocheting hats for bald puppies.

Only if the data allows him to.

 

[Soup Ladle]

I have it on good authority that James Rowe strangles Kittens before each game. It makes him feel powerful.

Interesting fact for the day, a good % of serial killers start off with that sort of stuff before it escalates. Will he see out the season ?

 

[WhoWasFone]

Salty shots fans' tears are delicious. The best team won and they can try and justify whatever they like but the Chesterfield win was a fair result. Better team by a country mile and they didnt have to rely on diving and faking injury to get a card happy ref involved. Kinsella the worst for it, faking injury then getting up to wind the home team up. Soon started crying like a baby and gesturing at the away fans when his team was getting hammered though.

As for a Shots fan decrying Danny Rowe's ability its akin to Quasimodo belittling George Clooney for not being handsome enough.

One tinpot team dispatched easily. Shots fans can say what they like but if they make it to mid table they will have over achieved.

 

[Stoney Ground]

Kinsella still a whinging chav then after his first game for years?

Whinging, haha like Casey. He had a poor game positionally by his standards, there where a couple of occasions when the ref was definitely out of earshot.

 

[Carsonsuckscock]

Aldersh1t fans whinging because the away fans couldn't hear the tinpot tanoy system announcing a minute silence for Covid victims. Oh the irony of putting near on 700 fans into shabby Porto loos to catch Covid.

 

[EnglishRed]

To be fair with their respective wage bills of the two clubs, if Chesterfield didn't have a better team than Aldershot then youd have to be asking some serious questions.

 

[jacobncfc]

To be fair with their respective wage bills of the two clubs, if Chesterfield didn't have a better team than Aldershot then youd have to be asking some serious questions.

Totally off topic, but any update from your lot on the ticket situation for next Monday night? We’ve heard nowt at our end. Want to go now as apparently I’m not working on the Tuesday, but would need to stay and there’s no point us booking anything if we can’t get in!

 

[chief]

Totally off topic, but any update from your lot on the ticket situation for next Monday night? We’ve heard nowt at our end. Want to go now as apparently I’m not working on the Tuesday, but would need to stay and there’s no point us booking anything if we can’t get in!

Tickets have been a bit of a shambles in general, I'm a season ticket holder and I'm not even sure where I'll be sitting yet, as the stand I've bought a ticket for is closed for this one.

I'd expect you'll be given 1100 tickets.

 

[Carsonsuckscock]

Ithey need a new number 2 , I left one in the 6 porta loos they provided

 

[EnglishRed]

Totally off topic, but any update from your lot on the ticket situation for next Monday night? We’ve heard nowt at our end. Want to go now as apparently I’m not working on the Tuesday, but would need to stay and there’s no point us booking anything if we can’t get in!

I haven't seen anything tbh. We've got a reduced capacity because the stand behind the goal is closed for refurbishments but that shouldn't affect Away fans?

 

[jacobncfc]

Tickets have been a bit of a shambles in general, I'm a season ticket holder and I'm not even sure where I'll be sitting yet, as the stand I've bought a ticket for is closed for this one.

I'd expect you'll be given 1100 tickets.

We won’t bring close to that for an evening game, so should be fine then, cheers! Just wasn’t sure as I know you’ve got a lot of works and the like going on.

 

[slaphead]

I’ll it’s.

Another brilliant read

Keep em coming lads. My prediction is that the next ones gonna be that there was a deep dark rumour doing the rounds that Rowe used to lock the tea ladies in cages when he was assistant at Aldershot just to get a kick out of it… despicable human

I’ll bite. It’s personal experience, I worked match days and 2 or 3 days a week with Rowe, and I can tell you, he is a seriously unpleasant individual. But if he’s successful I suppose that’s what matters, regardless though, I still think he’s an arrogant c***.

 

[karlready]

Wow, welcome to the forum WhoWasFone and Carsonsuckscock.
Your erudite remarks will certainly add to the level of discussion

 

[Carsonsuckscock]

I’ll it’s.

I’ll bite. It’s personal experience, I worked match days and 2 or 3 days a week with Rowe, and I can tell you, he is a seriously unpleasant individual. But if he’s successful I suppose that’s what matters, regardless though, I still think he’s an arrogant c***.

So you're a steward

 

[slaphead]

Salty shots fans' tears are delicious. The best team won and they can try and justify whatever they like but the Chesterfield win was a fair result. Better team by a country mile and they didnt have to rely on diving and faking injury to get a card happy ref involved. Kinsella the worst for it, faking injury then getting up to wind the home team up. Soon started crying like a baby and gesturing at the away fans when his team was getting hammered though.

As for a Shots fan decrying Danny Rowe's ability its akin to Quasimodo belittling George Clooney for not being handsome enough.

One tinpot team dispatched easily. Shots fans can say what they like but if they make it to mid table they will have over achieved.

There’s no salty tears from me, I walked out the ground floating on air after expecting you lot to gump us 4 or 5. That it took you 70 minutes and a dodgy penalty to break down a team of NL castoffs and academy wannabes says more about you than us.

 

[Master D]

That Chesterfield pen was dodgy as fuck too, never a pen.

 

[Carsonsuckscock]

Wow, welcome to the forum WhoWasFone and Carsonsuckscock.
Your erudite remarks will certainly add to the level of discussion

When you turn up at places like aldersh1te you have to adapt to their level. I've worked on building sites with better facilities

 

[jacobncfc]

This guy makes that Halifax fan seem like Shakespeare.

 

[WhoWasFone]

There’s no salty tears from me, I walked out the ground floating on air after expecting you lot to gump us 4 or 5. That it took you 70 minutes and a dodgy penalty to break down a team of NL castoffs and academy wannabes says more about you than us.

One guy on Shotsweb said he wouldnt swap any of your players for ours. Aldershot fans are delusional and that tinpot set up is a disgrace even for this level. I couldn't support a team whose only hope is to play act and scream for fouls and bookings. The fact you are proud of that performance shows you have low standards in your life, noone wonder you support that shower.

 

[Sparrow]

That Chesterfield pen was dodgy as fuck too, never a pen.

Please supply a blurry, still image so we can be sure.

 

[WhoWasFone]

I’ll it’s.

I’ll bite. It’s personal experience, I worked match days and 2 or 3 days a week with Rowe, and I can tell you, he is a seriously unpleasant individual. But if he’s successful I suppose that’s what matters, regardless though, I still think he’s an arrogant c***.

He's successful and ambitious, the complete antithesis of everything Aldershot.

 

[Carsonsuckscock]

This guy makes that Halifax fan seem like Shakespeare.

FFS I haven't even said owt about scabs yet.

 

[Sparrow]

He's successful and ambitious, the complete antithesis of everything Aldershot.

Hi James

 

[DarkSithLord]

Salty shots fans' tears are delicious. The best team won and they can try and justify whatever they like but the Chesterfield win was a fair result. Better team by a country mile and they didnt have to rely on diving and faking injury to get a card happy ref involved. Kinsella the worst for it, faking injury then getting up to wind the home team up. Soon started crying like a baby and gesturing at the away fans when his team was getting hammered though.

As for a Shots fan decrying Danny Rowe's ability its akin to Quasimodo belittling George Clooney for not being handsome enough.

One tinpot team dispatched easily. Shots fans can say what they like but if they make it to mid table they will have over achieved.

Welcome to the forum

 

[DarkSithLord]

Ithey need a new number 2 , I left one in the 6 porta loos they provided

Welcome to the forum

 

[EnglishRed]

People from Chesterfield sure are strange.

 

[DarkSithLord]

I hear if non or only one Northern Team are relegated from the National League this season only one team will be relegated from the North so sorry Dover,Wealdstone and Weymouth fans but I want you down.

 

[Carsonsuckscock]

That Chesterfield pen was dodgy as fuck too, never a pen.

I'm afraid it was. Check the results .