Norwich v Manchester United Saturday 1245

[AFCB_Mark]

Enjoy.

 

[SUTSS]

Easy 3-0 win for us against a poor United side.

 

[Jarv]

Classless fucking Norwich fans booing an Injured player

 

[DarkSithLord]

This is desperate stuff from both sides.

 

[Renegade]

No player playing in #ncfcvsmufc right now has scored for #mufc in the last 12 games.

Expect this to end 0-0, the Martial injury might have ruined any chance of fourth place, he has been integral to almost every attack United have had this year. There's no one currently on the pitch I expect to run past a player and create an opportunity. Will require a set piece goal probably. Eugh.

Every time they inspire hope it gets snatched away with a tedious performance.

 

[Jarv]

What an awful half of football

 

[Jarv]

every time there was a chance of an Overlap down the right mata would stop and slow everything down to use his Letf foot. Either take him off or play him in the middle

 

[Markface]

Can someone please take Jerome off our hands?

 

[Benji]

Why is he even playing over Mbokani?

 

[Renegade]

He's the new Carlton Cole, loiters around the bottom of the Premier League despite being a Championship quality player.

LVG has really fucked up by not at least putting Rashford on the bench, the Martial injury pre-game has compounded the decision, but he still shouldn't be resting the only other source of goals in the team with three games left in the season. Another fuck up in a long, long list of fuck ups.

One of the worst games of the season.

 

[Jarv]

Yeah mata he's terrible

 

[DarkSithLord]

Rooney almost fucked that up!

Oh and how did we lose to these at Old Trafford? Shocking defendingfrom Bassong.

 

[Renegade]

Cheers Sebastien.

It was going to take something that awful to decide the game, Rooney got away with dilly-dallying over the finish.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Mata. MOTM.

Should be given to both sets of fans for sitting through this.

 

[Benji]

Depay is probably worse than Nani isn't he?

 

[Super_horns]

Mata likes playing Norwich it seems..

Scored more against them than anyone else..

 

[DarkSithLord]

Depay is probably worse than Nani isn't he?

Comfortably.

 

[Nilsson]

It's got a lot of competition but that may just go down as our least entertaining game of the season. All teams have to do is stay tight and let us have the ball, our lack of creativity is staggering. If we somehow finish in the top 4 it'll be another sad indictment of the state of the league this season.

 

[Mr. Scruff]

Depay is probably worse than Nani isn't he?

Not sure why you would mention Nani. One of the most unfairly maligned players in prem history.

Came as a teenager and whilst inconsistant contributed with plenty of goals and assists some being absolutely top draw. Then had around two years where he was absolutely incredible, one of the best players in the league both statistically, effectiveness, watchability and just about any metric you could think of. His last two years were pretty poor but the mitigating factor is how often he was injured. and in and out of the team.

After selling Di Maria it was a terrible mistake letting him go, he could have made a difference here this year.

Memphis has just been shite, far closer to Bebe than Nani.

 

[G-Dragon]

But but I thought depay was better than firmino???

 

[DarkSithLord]

But but I thought depay was better than firmino???

Who on earth said that?

 

[Markface]

Hands down the worst performance of the season. Absolutely gutless going forward and lethargic going elsewhere. It looked like a game that was about to wind up for 90 minutes straight. Don't get me wrong, United were equally as complacent but given the nature of the game I expected a lot more. It seems the only people who actually wanted to play a game of football were Mata and Bamford.

I can't keep track of how many 'half a dozen goals a season' strikers we've gone through in the last few seasons. I know our defence can be dire, but the reason we're going down again is because we don't have someone we can rely on for 12+ goals a season.

 

[Jockney]

Not sure why you would mention Nani. One of the most unfairly maligned players in prem history.

Came as a teenager and whilst inconsistant contributed with plenty of goals and assists some being absolutely top draw. Then had around two years where he was absolutely incredible, one of the best players in the league both statistically, effectiveness, watchability and just about any metric you could think of. His last two years were pretty poor but the mitigating factor is how often he was injured. and in and out of the team.

After selling Di Maria it was a terrible mistake letting him go, he could have made a difference here this year.

Memphis has just been shite, far closer to Bebe than Nani.

He suffered from the Ronaldo comparisons, which would be unfair to any player.

 

[Munkiki]

Classless fucking Norwich fans booing an Injured player

Bizarre. Imagine shouting "cheat! cheat! cheat!" at someone as they're being carried around the pitch on a stretcher. Don't think I'll ever understand football fans.

 

[SALTIRE]

Shamelessly plagiarised from the internet, but I like it

' Man U is trash
all their players have a rash
they're the most boring team you've ever seen
they're only here cuz of a broken fax machine '