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Notts County vs. Preston

RavenBish

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A game that resembles that time a breh with one leg had a match with Brock Lesnar

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League 1's player of the year lines up against Hayden Mullins, Daniel Johnson goes toe-to-toe with Alan Smith. The Trent will run red with the blood of Notts County's hopes of survival. But hey, this is League 1, anything could happen. We have a chance, it's 11 v 11 - forget the fact we're unspeakably shit, forget the fact our team is composed of geriatric fucks, forget the fact I've seen one win in the last 19 matches I've attended, forget the fact Preston are second, forget the fact one of our few competent players Blair Adams is injured...WE CAN WIN.

So Ricardo, what's the plan?

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Ah right, yeah, they're all fucking woeful. Never mind.

Predicted line-up.

Carroll (there's a theme already)
Dumbuya - Captain OAP - Williams - Anyone but Sean Newton (and i mean *anyone*)
Curtis Thompson - Jones (why are they so...fucking...old?) - Smith (RETIRE PLEASE)
Garry Thompson (I'm in tears at this point) - Spencer - Fuck knows (seriously, I can't even think of an option)

and now for a relegation haiku;

Spencer hurt his knee,
So Derry signed Dad's Army,
What? Eastleigh? Really?
 

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PNE to win this please!
 

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PNE should win comfortably, Notts County were the worst team i've seen us play this season.
 

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Got to respond with three points here....UNLESS... MK Dons fail to win, which is obviously impossible as PNE Online has clearly stated they will win their three remaining games 6-1 and any dropped point for us is the end of the world.

Not sure on our fitness situation but providing everyone is fit:

Johnstone
Clarke, Huntington, Wright, Laird
Welsh
Gallagher, Johnson, Robinson
Garner, Beckford

0-2 to PNE - Beckford and Garner​
 

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Industrial vat of KY delivered to Meadow Lane this morning.

A draw takes us out of the relegation zone but we wont be able to shithouse this one
 

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Industrial vat of KY delivered to Meadow Lane this morning.

A draw takes us out of the relegation zone but we wont be able to shithouse this one
It doesn't, you would still be a point behind us.
 

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Just puts us over Orient if they lose.

We're fucked anyway
 

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A game that resembles that time a breh with one leg had a match with Brock Lesnar

zach-gowen.jpg


League 1's player of the year lines up against Hayden Mullins, Daniel Johnson goes toe-to-toe with Alan Smith. The Trent will run red with the blood of Notts County's hopes of survival. But hey, this is League 1, anything could happen. We have a chance, it's 11 v 11 - forget the fact we're unspeakably shit, forget the fact our team is composed of geriatric fucks, forget the fact I've seen one win in the last 19 matches I've attended, forget the fact Preston are second, forget the fact one of our few competent players Blair Adams is injured...WE CAN WIN.

So Ricardo, what's the plan?

ricardo-moniz.jpg


Ah right, yeah, they're all fucking woeful. Never mind.

Predicted line-up.

Carroll (there's a theme already)
Dumbuya - Captain OAP - Williams - Anyone but Sean Newton (and i mean *anyone*)
Curtis Thompson - Jones (why are they so...fucking...old?) - Smith (RETIRE PLEASE)
Garry Thompson (I'm in tears at this point) - Spencer - Fuck knows (seriously, I can't even think of an option)

and now for a relegation haiku;

Spencer hurt his knee,
So Derry signed Dad's Army,
What? Eastleigh? Really?
You seem a tad optimistic.
 

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The 7/10 on Preston won't last. Could become a public bet.
 

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This has got improved performance but ultimately futile 2-1 defeat all over it.
 

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0-3 - whadeva
 

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1-0 Spencers left bollock.
 

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PNE should win comfortably, Notts County were the worst team i've seen us play this season.
Yeovil were the worst team I've seen all season - that turned out well!

Hoping Franchise nick 2nd spot - not that I wish them well, just I'd prefer them out of the PO equation
 

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Yeovil were the worst team I've seen all season - that turned out well!

Hoping Franchise nick 2nd spot - not that I wish them well, just I'd prefer them out of the PO equation
lol in fairness i didn't see us play Yeovil, couldn't make it to either match sadly :( .
 

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Still unbeaten in 17 Preston, but understand the negativity given the position they were in after the 0-3 romping of Bradford.
 

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Stop fooking about Preston and get your arses out of this league! No more wobbles or the Franchise will get you.
Away win.
 

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Normally i'd be rooting for County to stop up, but as we have plans of our own to split this crazy scene, i'd prefer MK in the playoffs, so a Prosten win please.
 

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Normally i'd be rooting for County to stop up, but as we have plans of our own to split this crazy scene, i'd prefer MK in the playoffs, so a Prosten win please.
That's surprising as MK are on absolute fire again at the mo. I know you've done well against them but they are a very good side again and seem to be hitting some serious form. So are you to be fair.
 

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I'd like to see PNE win this one then us go to Notts on Saturday & stink the place out by time wasting from the 1st whistle like they did at ours whilst sending them down, looking forward to it already!
 

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I'd like to see PNE win this one then us go to Notts on Saturday & stink the place out by time wasting from the 1st whistle like they did at ours whilst sending them down, looking forward to it already!

and literally none of us will care, let alone bring it up at a later date.
 

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Please care, It will spoil my day otherwise
 

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