Official Statement RE: FOOD WORLD CUP

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

[TractorBoys]

.................FML. What the fuck did I just watch?

 

[SUTSS]

That was like an avant-garde version of a BBC Sport montage. How can anyone not be excited for this clash of titans now?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

That's why you wanted to know the name of that piece of music...

I'm certainly excited. I think I would have preferred a bacon sandwich blasting through the pile of Mini Eggs at the end but I suppose that would have implied that the sandwich was in some way superior and I can see why you didn't want to sway the vote.

 

[Baz]

Can't they both win and have a serving of both?

 

[Pliny Harris]

I'm trusting everybody will be voting kosher on this.

 

[lordofthepies]

"thoise foods"

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

That's why you wanted to know the name of that piece of music...

I'm certainly excited. I think I would have preferred a bacon sandwich blasting through the pile of Mini Eggs at the end but I suppose that would have implied that the sandwich was in some way superior and I can see why you didn't want to sway the vote.

 

[TractorBoys]

What hell is on in the background of that second video? Are you watching porn whilst eating a bacon sandwich?!

 

[Craig]

What hell is on in the background of that second video? Are you watching porn whilst eating a bacon sandwich?!

Kind of fecking porn have you been watching?

 

[blade1889]

Kind of fecking porn have you been watching?

Always had my suspicions but the evidence is now irrefutable. TB is David Cameron, no wonder he's been more active in the last couple of days and is looking at fleeing the country.

 

[JJH]

One of the greatest things I've ever watched Knockers. I can hardly contain my excitement for the finale now.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

[Abertawe]

Subliminal, bacon got this?

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

[Abertawe]

You didn't ask my permission to appear on this though, you might hear from my legal representative.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

hey martino why do u always have eco and murakami books in the background of your vids???

 

[Leo]

Yeah, I had a couple of rolls yesterday.....

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

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[Martino Quackavelli]

Joke's getting old, imo.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

WTF

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

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