Post your fave pastii (the actual plural of pasta) in this thread and I'll throw them in the pool for the actual tournament. This is like the qualifiers.
How about you c*** take this fucking seriously and stop trying to be smartarses?! I'm out here sweating my bollocks off trying to inject a little brevity into a dying forum and not one of you (Steven excepted) has posted a pasta, a pasta picture, a pasta video or a pasta poem. I'd even accept some pasta art but these posts so far are a pastashit.