People you'd like to hit with a shovel

[Indian Dan]

You know the type. Smarmy looking head boy sorts. No particular reason, just an overwhelming urge to smash the fucker with a shovel.

Seb Coe and Eddie Howe for me

 

[Leo]

Claudia Winkleman.

C*nts on the Chase quiz show that take a minus offer....."Just so they can get back & help the team out"......lying c*nts!

 

[mowgli]

Iain Duncan-Smith.

 

[DarkSithLord]

That twat off the Go compare adverts!

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Murphy

 

[The Iron]

My idiot neighbour

 

[Stevencc]

It would take up way too much of my time to write a complete list so I'll just say Silkyman and Donald Trump.

 

[Aber gas]

Phillip "pip" Schofield.- Smug, gurning, sex case fuckface.

Bloke off Homes under the hammer- Simpleton with terrible taste in coats. Spends his life poking round damp hovels in Stoke. Would feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a fucking weasel.

Andrew Neil- A Scottish Tory. I reckon he tortures animals and kicks tramps for a laugh.

Ian Botham- Bird massacring UKIP c***. Has a little cry when people are mean to him on Twitter.
Doesn't like badgers.

Might be continued later.

 

[Jockney]

Michael Gove. I think that would keep me going for about a year.

 

[Indian Dan]

The Scottish fishwife, Nicola Sturgeon.

 

[Leo]

Phillip "pip" Schofield.- Smug, gurning, sex case fuckface.

Bloke off Homes under the hammer- Simpleton with terrible taste in coats. Spends his life poking round damp hovels in Stoke. Would feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a fucking weasel.

Andrew Neil- A Scottish Tory. I reckon he tortures animals and kicks tramps for a laugh.

Ian Botham- Bird massacring UKIP c***. Has a little cry when people are mean to him on Twitter.
Doesn't like badgers.

Might be continued later.

The Scottish fishwife, Nicola Sturgeon.

Excellent. I'll raise you Alex Salmond!

 

[SALTIRE]

Ruth Davidson, Andrew Castle, Nigel Farage, Jose Mourinho, Claire Balding, Richard Hammond, Alex Ferguson, Frankie Boyle, Jack Whitehall, Jim Broadbent, Julia Roberts, the fat c*** on The Chase, Ben Shepherd, Danny Kelly, Ray Wilkins, Gerry Francis, Jim White, Kirsty Gallacher, Ryan Giggs, Gareth Bale, Ronaldo, Pele, Danny Higgingbotham, Robbie Savage, all Yank Republicans...

I will add to this list when I remember some more!

 

[Leo]

Ruth Davidson, Andrew Castle, Nigel Farage, Jose Mourinho, Claire Balding, Richard Hammond, Alex Ferguson, Frankie Boyle, Jack Whitehall, Jim Broadbent, Julia Roberts, the fat c*** on The Chase, Ben Shepherd, Danny Kelly, Ray Wilkins, Gerry Francis, Jim White, Kirsty Gallacher, Ryan Giggs, Gareth Bale, Ronaldo, Pele, Danny Higgingbotham, Robbie Savage, all Yank Republicans...

I will add to this list when I remember some more!

Best wait till you have taken your blood pressure medications Salty....

 

[Indian Dan]

Wow! You have some pent up anger with that lot

 

[SALTIRE]

Best wait till you have taken your blood pressure medications Salty....

I take it out on the rowing machine and wank a lot!

 

[Leo]

I take it out on the rowing machine and wank a lot!

Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much info Salty......

 

[Leo]

I take it out on the rowing machine and wank a lot!

......And you'll never wank alone, you'll never wank alone.

 

[Indian Dan]

Leo

What's your gif from?

 

[SALTIRE]

......And you'll never wank alone, you'll never wank alone.

Flicked onto Talksport a second ago and Sam bloody Matterface is commentating, added to the list, he's fucking woeful and how he managed to bag the lovely Natalie Sawyer is beyond me!

 

[Stevencc]

Ruth Davidson, Andrew Castle, Nigel Farage, Jose Mourinho, Claire Balding, Richard Hammond, Alex Ferguson, Frankie Boyle, Jack Whitehall, Jim Broadbent, Julia Roberts, the fat c*** on The Chase, Ben Shepherd, Danny Kelly, Ray Wilkins, Gerry Francis, Jim White, Kirsty Gallacher, Ryan Giggs, Gareth Bale, Ronaldo, Pele, Danny Higgingbotham, Robbie Savage, all Yank Republicans...

I will add to this list when I remember some more!

So you like some Americans now, this is progress!

 

[Murphy]

Joe Pasquale.

 

[Leo]

Leo

What's your gif from?

The film 'Bram Stokers Dracula' starring Gary Oldfield.

 

[Hank]

Jim White.

 

[G.B]

clairvoyants. all of them.

 

[Leo]

clairvoyants. all of them.

any particular ones in the future ?

 

[Indian Dan]

clairvoyants. all of them.

They'll never see it coming.

 

[markpvfc]

Jurgen Klopp
Robbie Savage

 

[Dirk]

markpvfc
(because he wants to hit Jürgen Klopp )


edit: Ah, yes and this guy:



Maybe he'll thank me later that I hit him this smile out of his face

 

[SALTIRE]

He looks very constipated in that pic.

 

[Leo]

He looks very constipated in that pic.

Can assure you Salty there is not enough pain on his face mate....been there.