Pig Hill v Trotters

[Indian Dan]

If ever a game has 0-0 written all over it is this one.

Seems neither side can hit a cow's arse with a banjo at the moment - those epic League Cup replays in the 90s are now a dimming memory.

Wanker John McGinley.

 

[Muzzle]

Home win as neither team can score I'm going for an own goal off the backside of Wheater

 

[Indian Dan]

Looking forward to it already!

 

[Big Bird]

Playing paintball instead.

 

[Agombar stool]

I'm traipsing through from the smoke for this one. Stupid 1 o'clock kick off!

1-3

 

[Shrimpurh]

I'm traipsing through from the smoke for this one. Stupid 1 o'clock kick off!

1-3

You know Harry Agombar has now signed for Bowers & Pitsea in Ryman North

 

[Agombar stool]

You know Harry Agombar has now signed for Bowers & Pitsea in Ryman North

I didn't know that. Very odd goings on with him signing!

 

[Agombar stool]

Two absolute gash sides yet a 0-0 draw which probably would have been about right, was turned into a 1-0 home defeat thanks to a ludicrous own goal.

Stop the season, I'm getting off.

 

[LancashireTrotters]

Could and should have been 3 or 4 nil to Bolton. Missed some absolute sitters, but at least we created some chances this week. Swindon are definitely the poorest side we've faced this season, but there's plenty of time left for them to improve.
Good to get back to winning ways. Hopefully more of the same next week.

 

[Agombar stool]

Could and should have been 3 or 4 nil to Bolton. Missed some absolute sitters, but at least we created some chances this week. Swindon are definitely the poorest side we've faced this season, but there's plenty of time left for them to improve.
Good to get back to winning ways. Hopefully more of the same next week.

On paper I was expecting a bit of a footballing lesson and yes, you did have 4 or 5 clear cut chances which were all brilliantly saved by Vigoroux, but I didn't think there was that much of a gap between the sides oddly. Of course we had to give you a gift to allow you to win it but I never really feared you as the game went on. Ameobi was absolutely class when he came on and that's the difference, we had no option but to leave Delfouneso and Norris on who don't look dangerous at all in front of goal and can't change things.

Good numbers from Bolton for an early kick off. Good luck for the season.

 

[Posh Red]

Bolton's finishing was so poor the only way we could make sure we lost to them was to score for them (good job BOO, laughing gas time again)

Not expecting much better next week, on the basis that we won't have any strikers that can score, and won't have any central defenders at all (thanks to a frankly stupid red card for Branco)

A team that can't defend or score goals, I would say this is going to be a long hard season, but actually it might not be because we could be relegated quite soon unless something changes.

 

[Big Bird]

Need to scrape as many points together as we can until January and then Lee Power needs to fork out on a defender who does nothing but actually defend properly and a striker who can take some of the heat off of Obika.

As it stands we are terrible in both boxes which means only one thing.

 

[Indian Dan]

Absolute dog shit of a performance. Yet again a combo of hoofball and muscle is way too much for us to handle.

Finding it difficult to understand why we continue with this tippy tappy nonsense.

 

[Big Bird]

Absolute dog shit of a performance. Yet again a combo of hoofball and muscle is way too much for us to handle.

Finding it difficult to understand why we continue with this tippy tappy nonsense.

Thing is as well there's barely a player anyone would spend more than 100K on in our squad at the moment so Power's model is completely failing on that front also. Disillusioned to say the least.

Since the play off final we've completely lost our way as a club.

 

[JJH]

Thing is as well there's barely a player anyone would spend more than 100K on in our squad at the moment so Power's model is completely failing on that front also. Disillusioned to say the least.

Since the play off final we've completely lost our way as a club.

Not Kasim? I'd have him here at the drop of a hat.

Brophy as well?

 

[Indian Dan]

Kasim can fuck off. Sooner he goes the better. Half-arsed, petulent, play when I feel like it, tosser.

Brophy has talent but is a year or 2 away from the finished article. Vigoroux is a fantastic keeper - but there's a ceiling price for L1 keepers, no matter how good.

Take away the loanees and the rest can suck my steaming stump

 

[ThisTinpotLeague]

Not on a wind up here - we had our own shoddy result - but Vigoroux needs a much, much better check on his emotions if he is going to go any further.

 

[Indian Dan]

Probably why keepers are at their best late 20s. He's a bit rash, granted. In fact, the very young lad who played against you last Tuesday looks a tremendous prospect. He's played a handful of 1st team games already and only just turned 18.

Anyway, keepers aside, we're fucking gash