Premier League Squad Reviews 2016/17

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Shamelessly stolen from JJH. Write a squad review of a team, put it in a blog post, link it here. For this one, we'll allow multiple people for each team.

Stoke City:
Everton:
Middlesbrough:
Bournemouth:
AFCB_Mark
Sunderland:
Man United:
epic73
West Brom:
Liverpool:
Stevencc
Arsenal:
Leicester City:
Hull City:
Swansea City:
Chelsea:
Crystal Palace:
Burnley FC:
Watford:
Super_horns
Man City:
Southampton:
West Ham:
 
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I will do one - might take a whille!
 

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Karius - More interested in partying and telling everyone he is friends with Justin Bieber than actually playing football
Mignolet - Hahahahaha
Manninger - Liverpool's answer to Richard Wright

Clyne - Not bad
Flanagan - Ugliest c*** in employment
Lovren - Liverpool fans think he is proper good because he is compared to Skrtel
Matip - So good that no other team wanted him on a free
Sakho - Hopelessly addicted to drugs
Klavan - The new Skrtel
Gomez - "The next Cafu, after Flanagan"
Illori - Supposedly like Beckenbauer
Wisdom - Doesn't show much wisdom to stick around at Liverpool FC
Moreno - Thick as shit

Wijnaldum - Desperate to leave a championship club and only Liverpool were mental enough to throw 25m at him
Milner - Recently snubbed by Fat Sam
Henderson - Disgraceful gait, and even worse technique
Grujic - Saltire and G-Dragon reckon he is the new Pirlo
Lucas - Only good for laughing at Bilo trying to pretend to understands football
Can - Jack of all trades
Stewart - No idea, almost certainly shite

Coutinho - Like Ozil if Ozil was average and took potshots every 5 seconds
Firmino - Decent player, looks like a c***
Mane - At the right club, belongs in mid-table
Lallana - Ponce
Markovic - "The Serbian Messi"
Ojo - G-Dragon says he is fast so he must be amazing on FIFA

Benteke - Good man, good striker - unfortunately for him he is at a club that values neither
Sturridge - Class on his day, injured for the other six in a week
Origi - Fast and that is about it
Ings - I can't think of anything to say about this man, he makes so little of an impression
Balotelli - The sort of player that knows he is too big for Liverpool FC - treats them with the contempt they deserve
 

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Karius - More interested in partying and telling everyone he is friends with Justin Bieber than actually playing football
Mignolet - Hahahahaha
Manninger - Liverpool's answer to Richard Wright

Clyne - Not bad
Flanagan - Ugliest c*** in employment
Lovren - Liverpool fans think he is proper good because he is compared to Skrtel
Matip - So good that no other team wanted him on a free
Sakho - Hopelessly addicted to drugs
Klavan - The new Skrtel
Gomez - "The next Cafu, after Flanagan"
Illori - Supposedly like Beckenbauer
Wisdom - Doesn't show much wisdom to stick around at Liverpool FC
Moreno - Thick as shit

Wijnaldum - Desperate to leave a championship club and only Liverpool were mental enough to throw 25m at him
Milner - Recently snubbed by Fat Sam
Henderson - Disgraceful gait, and even worse technique
Grujic - Saltire and G-Dragon reckon he is the new Pirlo
Lucas - Only good for laughing at Bilo trying to pretend to understands football
Can - Jack of all trades
Stewart - No idea, almost certainly shite

Coutinho - Like Ozil if Ozil was average and took potshots every 5 seconds
Firmino - Decent player, looks like a c***
Mane - At the right club, belongs in mid-table
Lallana - Ponce
Markovic - "The Serbian Messi"
Ojo - G-Dragon says he is fast so he must be amazing on FIFA

Benteke - Good man, good striker - unfortunately for him he is at a club that values neither
Sturridge - Class on his day, injured for the other six in a week
Origi - Fast and that is about it
Ings - I can't think of anything to say about this man, he makes so little of an impression
Balotelli - The sort of player that knows he is too big for Liverpool FC - treats them with the contempt they deserve
Spot on :lol:

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Karius - More interested in partying and telling everyone he is friends with Justin Bieber than actually playing football
Mignolet - Hahahahaha
Manninger - Liverpool's answer to Richard Wright

Clyne - Not bad
Flanagan - Ugliest c*** in employment
Lovren - Liverpool fans think he is proper good because he is compared to Skrtel
Matip - So good that no other team wanted him on a free
Sakho - Hopelessly addicted to drugs
Klavan - The new Skrtel
Gomez - "The next Cafu, after Flanagan"
Illori - Supposedly like Beckenbauer
Wisdom - Doesn't show much wisdom to stick around at Liverpool FC
Moreno - Thick as shit

Wijnaldum - Desperate to leave a championship club and only Liverpool were mental enough to throw 25m at him
Milner - Recently snubbed by Fat Sam
Henderson - Disgraceful gait, and even worse technique
Grujic - Saltire and G-Dragon reckon he is the new Pirlo
Lucas - Only good for laughing at Bilo trying to pretend to understands football
Can - Jack of all trades
Stewart - No idea, almost certainly shite

Coutinho - Like Ozil if Ozil was average and took potshots every 5 seconds
Firmino - Decent player, looks like a c***
Mane - At the right club, belongs in mid-table
Lallana - Ponce
Markovic - "The Serbian Messi"
Ojo - G-Dragon says he is fast so he must be amazing on FIFA

Benteke - Good man, good striker - unfortunately for him he is at a club that values neither
Sturridge - Class on his day, injured for the other six in a week
Origi - Fast and that is about it
Ings - I can't think of anything to say about this man, he makes so little of an impression
Balotelli - The sort of player that knows he is too big for Liverpool FC - treats them with the contempt they deserve

"Disgraceful gait"
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Karius - More interested in partying and telling everyone he is friends with Justin Bieber than actually playing football
Mignolet - Hahahahaha
Manninger - Liverpool's answer to Richard Wright

Clyne - Not bad
Flanagan - Ugliest c*** in employment
Lovren - Liverpool fans think he is proper good because he is compared to Skrtel
Matip - So good that no other team wanted him on a free
Sakho - Hopelessly addicted to drugs
Klavan - The new Skrtel
Gomez - "The next Cafu, after Flanagan"
Illori - Supposedly like Beckenbauer
Wisdom - Doesn't show much wisdom to stick around at Liverpool FC
Moreno - Thick as shit

Wijnaldum - Desperate to leave a championship club and only Liverpool were mental enough to throw 25m at him
Milner - Recently snubbed by Fat Sam
Henderson - Disgraceful gait, and even worse technique
Grujic - Saltire and G-Dragon reckon he is the new Pirlo
Lucas - Only good for laughing at Bilo trying to pretend to understands football
Can - Jack of all trades
Stewart - No idea, almost certainly shite

Coutinho - Like Ozil if Ozil was average and took potshots every 5 seconds
Firmino - Decent player, looks like a c***
Mane - At the right club, belongs in mid-table
Lallana - Ponce
Markovic - "The Serbian Messi"
Ojo - G-Dragon says he is fast so he must be amazing on FIFA

Benteke - Good man, good striker - unfortunately for him he is at a club that values neither
Sturridge - Class on his day, injured for the other six in a week
Origi - Fast and that is about it
Ings - I can't think of anything to say about this man, he makes so little of an impression
Balotelli - The sort of player that knows he is too big for Liverpool FC - treats them with the contempt they deserve
Put it in a blog so I can link it, please.
 

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As Spear would say, 'all this has been noted'. ;)
 

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Yeah im sure you'll all want to hear about Bournemouth's squad of 73 attacking players backed by 3 blokes and a dog in defence.
 

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Marking you down on that one Steven as you should have gone with the obvious classic:
Can - Can't.
 

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Lucas - Only good for laughing at Bilo trying to pretend to understands football
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009.
 

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