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Q: What kind of manager adapts a 4-5-1 formation whilst playing a striker (Bjorn Siguardson) week in week out who hasn't scored for the club since Novemeber 2013?

A: Kenny Jackett

Q: Name the manager who hasn't won in 7 games, have 40 points from 33 games but states in each press conference that they can still be promoted?

A: Kenny Jackett

Q: Which manager chooses to break up one of the best defences outside of the premier league instead to play a bunch of 18 or something year old kids together, and then have the audacity to claim breaking up the defence was for 'footballing reasons'?

A: Kenny Jackett

Q: Who sells possibly the best striker in the league, replaces them with Joe Mason and Bjorn Siguardarson and thinks it's good enough to get a team promoted?

A: Kenny Jackett

In short Kenny, take yourself, Jez Moxey & Steve Morgan, and fuck off out of this once great club that you are currently destroying.
 
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You played 4-4-2 today...
 

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How about who plays Pitman and Pringle as wingers?
 

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Drama queen.
 

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Pringle done well for Rotherham in a wide position.

Really?! He's so slow though :bl:

Who gets 27 goals in a season out of Daryl Murphy?

That was bloody good, but this year he's been woeful, could even say it goes back to the back end of last season.

To be fair to Mick, he's more than likely working with his hands tied behind his back in terms of backing. But he makes it hard for himself!
 

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I am making my football fandom up for loan until the end of the season, supporting Wolves has become painful and the only way I am staying with them the rest of the season would be if today (Monday) is Jacketts' final day, so have instead decided to go out on loan, for footballing reasons. To win my fickle loyalty (and potentially the other Wolves fans) all you need to do is say why you feel our club deserves our support on loan till the end of the season.

What we will offer:

Will read your clubs Wiki page
Will immediately side with you on players that you dislike and shouldn't be playing and agree with you they are shit
Will refer to the team as 'us' in all match day forums
Will auto like most comments by all fans of that team

It's a pretty enticing package so am sure I will be inundated.
 

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Imagine what you guys were like when you got relegated to League 1.
 

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Yes, but when they got relegated they had England starlet Roger Johnson in the squad, this time there's no hope at all :ffs:
 

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How about who plays Pitman and Pringle as wingers?

Brett Pitman on the wing? :(
A crime against football, that. Jimmy Quinn did it in League Two and quickly got sacked.
 

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I am making my football fandom up for loan until the end of the season, supporting Wolves has become painful and the only way I am staying with them the rest of the season would be if today (Monday) is Jacketts' final day, so have instead decided to go out on loan, for footballing reasons. To win my fickle loyalty (and potentially the other Wolves fans) all you need to do is say why you feel our club deserves our support on loan till the end of the season.

What we will offer:

Will read your clubs Wiki page
Will immediately side with you on players that you dislike and shouldn't be playing and agree with you they are shit
Will refer to the team as 'us' in all match day forums
Will auto like most comments by all fans of that team

It's a pretty enticing package so am sure I will be inundated.
I would like to make you an offer.

We have one of the bottom 3 budgets in the division and are currently sitting in 9th place, 6 points from the play off spots. We are top 2 over the last 10 games or so. Also, we literally cause other teams fans to cry on buses after the game.
 

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I am making my football fandom up for loan until the end of the season, supporting Wolves has become painful and the only way I am staying with them the rest of the season would be if today (Monday) is Jacketts' final day, so have instead decided to go out on loan, for footballing reasons. To win my fickle loyalty (and potentially the other Wolves fans) all you need to do is say why you feel our club deserves our support on loan till the end of the season.

What we will offer:

Will read your clubs Wiki page
Will immediately side with you on players that you dislike and shouldn't be playing and agree with you they are shit
Will refer to the team as 'us' in all match day forums
Will auto like most comments by all fans of that team

It's a pretty enticing package so am sure I will be inundated.

Forget Tom and his pathetic offer. We have Adam El-Abd.
 

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I'd like to offer you Sheffield Wednesday, we are local, a similar club to Wolves in many ways and we once sang One Gary Megson to your 8k fans who saw you blow an healthy lead over your rivals in the race for promotion.

Plus we've paid you good money over the years for Leon Clarke, Adam Proudlock, Ryan Green and Darren Potter, oh and we are local.
 

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I was well excited when Wolves signed him, but I knew he was shit when Kevin Davies did him for skill
 

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Plus we've paid you good money over the years for Leon Clarke, Adam Proudlock, Ryan Green and Darren Potter, oh and we are local.

I don't think there is a level of sorry acceptable enough to try and apologise for that list! I remember one of the really early Championship managers had Ryan Green as a player of very high potential!

Was Michael Gray any good for you? Wasn't with us long but was someone I like despite his short stay (similar to Sam Ricketts in a way)
 

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I don't think there is a level of sorry acceptable enough to try and apologise for that list! I remember one of the really early Championship managers had Ryan Green as a player of very high potential!

Was Michael Gray any good for you? Wasn't with us long but was someone I like despite his short stay (similar to Sam Ricketts in a way)
Michael Gray weren't too bad..... Legs had all but gone at that time mind.
 

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Very impressed to discover that Bristol City won the Welsh cup. That is very much something that a fan should be mentioning all the time and shows when I am serious about becoming a Robin, it's an exciting time for everyone at the city, so I am defo in on the idea of releasing loads of comments about joining the fans at Bristol, mainly in the hope that this alerts other clubs...

Wednesday is also an attractive offer, mainly as I already own a Sheff Wednesday badge and have a Greenock Morton shirt, which whilst hoops and not stripes, is blue and white.

Preston I am worried I have seen beat Wolves too many times, the idea that I might be introduced to Iain Anderson and have to shake his hand and not point out how I hate him and his stupid anti Wolves wondergoal agenda he seemed so fond of, but the flip side of that is I have for some reason already seen a disproportionally high amount of Preston games. Going to sit down with my agent and discuss the offers.
 

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Very impressed to discover that Bristol City won the Welsh cup. That is very much something that a fan should be mentioning all the time and shows when I am serious about becoming a Robin, it's an exciting time for everyone at the city, so I am defo in on the idea of releasing loads of comments about joining the fans at Bristol, mainly in the hope that this alerts other clubs...

Wednesday is also an attractive offer, mainly as I already own a Sheff Wednesday badge and have a Greenock Morton shirt, which whilst hoops and not stripes, is blue and white.

Preston I am worried I have seen beat Wolves too many times, the idea that I might be introduced to Iain Anderson and have to shake his hand and not point out how I hate him and his stupid anti Wolves wondergoal agenda he seemed so fond of, but the flip side of that is I have for some reason already seen a disproportionally high amount of Preston games. Going to sit down with my agent and discuss the offers.
3 times JPT winners I'll have you know.
 

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Very impressed to discover that Bristol City won the Welsh cup. That is very much something that a fan should be mentioning all the time and shows when I am serious about becoming a Robin, it's an exciting time for everyone at the city, so I am defo in on the idea of releasing loads of comments about joining the fans at Bristol, mainly in the hope that this alerts other clubs...

Wednesday is also an attractive offer, mainly as I already own a Sheff Wednesday badge and have a Greenock Morton shirt, which whilst hoops and not stripes, is blue and white.

Preston I am worried I have seen beat Wolves too many times, the idea that I might be introduced to Iain Anderson and have to shake his hand and not point out how I hate him and his stupid anti Wolves wondergoal agenda he seemed so fond of, but the flip side of that is I have for some reason already seen a disproportionally high amount of Preston games. Going to sit down with my agent and discuss the offers.
:lol:

I bloody loved Iain Anderson.
 

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I was behind the goal at Mol when he cut in off the left and rocketed that goal into the stanch after beating 3 or 4 players, it's probably a better goal in my memory than if I saw it now, but I remember that as those around me started grumbling I was on the side of 'that was a fucking class goal!'
 

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I was behind the goal at Mol when he cut in off the left and rocketed that goal into the stanch after beating 3 or 4 players, it's probably a better goal in my memory than if I saw it now, but I remember that as those around me started grumbling I was on the side of 'that was a fucking class goal!'

Iain Anderson also got the winner on my only visit to Molineux - a 1-0 victory on Boxing Day 2000.

The Wolves fans were protesting after the game - something about "Moxey out"?

How times have changed!
 

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Sheffield Wednesday have withdrawn their offer after BMB refused to commit to the club "he can fuck off and support Bristol City or Preston, a club of our size and history won't be held to ransom by a Yam Yam" said club spokesman Walkley_owl.
 

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I did mention them you mug! I cracked a hillarious Greenock Morton gag.

ISE I was also at the day. Wasn't aware it was as late as 2000 though. The game I mentioned must have been the year before then as remember Wolves v Preston two years in a row around boxing day.
 

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