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[Stevencc]

 

[mente captus]

The most brilliant stuff ive ever seen on the internet.

Some german companies ( including the government, police, boy scouts, tv stations and many many more) are making (friendly) fun of each other

 

[JimJams]

Top stuff, thoroughly enjoyed that.

 

[epic73]

The most brilliant stuff ive ever seen on the internet.

Some german companies ( including the government, police, boy scouts, tv stations and many many more) are making (friendly) fun of each other





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Can't speak German, but enjoyed that all the same.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

A translation would be very useful at times like these, Mente...

 

[mente captus]

A translation would be very useful at times like these, Mente...

Its really hard to translate and i think a lot of it is going lost in translation and i had to left some out as it impossible ( maybe the funniest) to get them when you arent living here

The topic is : the 15 weirdest magazine covers

At the beginning the magazine who have made the selection and the 'winning' magazine are having a quarrel with each other.

Süddeutsche Zeitung ( south german news): good day, whats going on here?
Yahoo Germany: no to clickbaiting
Thorsten: hereby i cancel my yahoo email account
Yahoo Germany: no problem, we also already moved to web.de
Jetzt (magazine) who is doing a workshop?
Saturn (electrical retailer) this thread needs popcorn. We offer the best popper
Juke ( music platform) @ Saturn. We take care of the music
SPD parliamentary group: michael jackson picture
Chocojunky: when you run out of popcorn, we have the best chocolate
PSD Bank: hey sparkasse ( a other bank) when you search the cat. She left you for us. We have the better mices ( mice could be also used for money in german)
Gastro( kitchen solution retailer for big companies) when it takes longer, the popper from saturn could not be big enough. We have the big ones and yes, size matters
Deutscher fechter bund( german fencing organisation) we love to cross swords. En garde
Nordkurier ( local newspaper) in this case we are very happy to be 50 years behind of any 'trends'
Bund deutscher pfadfinder ( german boyscouts) who needs magzibes when the adventure is await you outside?
Mev ( train company) i like trains ( a wordplay on 'locken' ( await) and Lok (train)
Chio (popcorn seller) @ SPD i think its no chio popcorn, right?
Brigitte ( magazine for women) men.....
MDR ( regional tv station) First! ( post by goverend by public law institution. Very quick, right?)
Curry 36 ( offers fastfood mostly sausages) i couldnt care less ( wordplay you can use wurst/ sausage in german to express yourself you arent interested)
Polizei Frankfurt: move along folks. Nothing to see here
Playboy Germany : can we join? We have some great ideas for your next cover

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

A try before you buy handbag. Good idea.

 

[claret50]

 

[Stevencc]

https://zippy.gfycat.com/HollowWelllitCarpenterant.webm

 

[JimJams]

He's a Jedi?

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

[Habbinalan]

 

[The Iron]

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

[silkyman]

This is a picture from the book my little'un got home from school...

The only real surprise is that the book wasn't called 'Flopsy Wears A Mask of Human Skin'

 

[Aber gas]

 

[claret50]

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3 punters from The Nags Head in Peckham? they must be the Millwall Bushwackers firm.

 

[mente captus]

 

[Aber gas]

3 punters from The Nags Head in Peckham? they must be the Millwall Bushwackers firm.

Ha, that was pointed out but it was felt that the tache was more west 'am

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

[Habbinalan]

 

[claret50]

Cycling's quite enjoyable now.

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

[claret50]

 

[markpvfc]

That's nearly as steep a slope as Barnets Underhill pitch.

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

[claret50]

 

[SALTIRE]

Seagull fell into a vat of curry :

 

[Habbinalan]