RavenBish Draws - New to 1FF

[blade1889]

who let the dogs out of the Bahamas, it was the Baha men.

 

[Bobbin']

Bad use of capital letters?

 

[RavenBish]

'fictitious scenarios'

 

[RavenBish]

Bad use of capital letters?

They're fucking dogs mate, it was intentional. I was trying to work out how a dog would write.

 

[Deuce_Bigalow]

A dog who cunningly got his revenge on three men who are unknown to me who let him out so he put them on a lead in a massive fuck you to the system

 

[Bobbin']

Dogs taking over the Bahamas after the natives let them out

 

[blade1889]

roles reversed as the Baha Men let the dogs out who now have them on a lead. At the same time they took over the Bahamas and changed its name to Dogland.

 

[Bobbin']

Caribbean Animal Farm

 

[RavenBish]

roles reversed as the Baha Men let the dogs out who now have them on a lead. At the same time they took over the Bahamas and changed its name to Dogland.

Close enough. Correct.

The answer was - 'a future whereby The Baha Men were so busy asking questions and pointing the finger at other people that they forgot to take a look around and see that the loose dogs were systematically altering the power struggle of the island. The dogs were able to seize control of the military and appoint their own dictator by the name of Pavlov ( eh? ). The Baha Men were of course convicted of treason and forced to spend the rest of their lives as pets of Pavlov's nephew, a cocker spaniel named DeWayne.

Thanks for playing. We'll go abstract and try a tough one next time.

 

[blade1889]

yes! Finally a forum game I'm good at! That Pavlov sounds like a dictator to drool over. *sorry*

 

[Oaf]

This is the thread 1FF deserves. Thank you Bish.

 

[Spirederman]

I'm sat laughing like fucking Muttley after reading this thread.

It's obviously the work of a genius. Can't wait to get involved.

 

[TomPNE94]

I can't believe I haven't seen this thread until now. Gold.

 

[TomPNE94]

Come on RB, we need more.

 

[RavenBish]

Round 3. Another easy one and actually one of my later designs (but done on like the 3rd page of the notepad for some reason).

 

[Jarvis]

Some sort of X-Factor for Superheroes. Featuring a half naked Batman and a Captain America who seems to be chatting up Cheryl Cole. Someone off the screen bemoans the shitness of the Fantastic 4. I can only assume it's Louis Walsh who finds The Thing sexually confusing.

 

[blade1889]

plastic surgery and futuristic technology combine to make people in the year 3,000 suffer more X-Factor. With Simon Cowell still doing his best Elvis impersonation and Cheryl Cole not even able to shed a tear due to plastic surgery as Captain America turns her down. Sadly Dermot didn't get payed enough for plastic surgery so had to put up with his lower half being turned into a robot. Louis Walsh, as unpopular as ever, still ends up with the naff acts that nobody likes in a scripted show that hasn't changed format in its 1,000 series'.

 

[RavenBish]

You all have dull imaginations. Where's the narrative, the backstory, the emotion?

 

[RavenBish]

plastic surgery and futuristic technology combine to make people in the year 3,000 suffer more X-Factor. With Simon Cowell still doing his best Elvis impersonation and Cheryl Cole not even able to shed a tear due to plastic surgery as Captain America turns her down. Sadly Dermot didn't get payed enough for plastic surgery so had to put up with his lower half being turned into a robot. Louis Walsh, as unpopular as ever, still ends up with the shit acts that nobody likes in a scripted show that hasn't changed format in its 1,000 series'.

It's good but it's not right.

 

[Veggie Legs]

The X-men Factor - a talent show to find the next member for the popular superhero troupe.

 

[RavenBish]

X-men Factor, fucking hell, wish I'd have thought of that when I was doing it.

 

[silkyman]

You're just flagrantly mixing Marvel with DC aren't you?

 

[RavenBish]

How DARE you think so low of me.

The answer was simple. DC & Marvel continue to take-over forms of media and X-Factor continues to decline in quality. Simon Cowell senses the shift and decides to have a superhero x-factor series (I don't know how but the man gets results, it could happen). Cheryl gets the Marvel category and Simon the DC category. None of the Fantastic Four are good enough to make it through to judge's houses so they form a group and enter Louis' category. I meant to draw Dermot as a rather humorous dwarf caricature (because he's small I think) but it was pen and I made his head too big so I had to salvage the situation. I guess he played hardball with the contract and Simon called his bluff and built a robot to replace him and Dermot's career was fucked then, just look at Kate Thornton - left to rot on Loose Women. My Cheryl was frankly an embarrassment, I let myself down with that so I thought I'd make Cap a bit of a pervert just to make sure my audience *points to you* knew who it was. Sorry Cheryl, I could never do you or Scherzinger any justice, I am but a humble amateur, unable to capture both of your incredible beauty.

Tomorrow's will be a pun based on a song I was listening to on Absolute 80s, it was at Christmas and most of the office were out so we stuck the radio on and the song made me think of a funny image, so I drew it, like the massive fucking artiste I am.

 

[Aberstone]

Certainly got a creative imagination - Captain America has suddenly become Jewish, Cheryl Cole looks like an evil Amy Winehouse and Batman wouldn't look out of place at a BDSM party.

 

[RavenBish]

Those were looks I was going for.

 

[leonard]

Robots are for amateurs. My creations expand far beyond that.

its ok to be scared of a drawing battle ravenpish but dont insult us with robots are for amateurs

 

[TomPNE94]

come on then leonard, back up your fighting words with some drawings

 

[Spirederman]

come on then leonard, back up your fighting words with some drawings

He's all talk and no pencil Tom.

I'm not holding my breath.

 

[RavenBish]

Yeah, fucking bring it on. I've got plenty more ammunition here if you want a war, fucking keyboard warrior.

 

[leonard]

Ok i still haven't got my pencil case but i can do it on my uncles tablet whats the theme