Russia v Egypt, 19th June, 7pm(GMT)

[Abertawe]

Have we been embroiled in a state-sponsored doping programme? Anyway, I don't know why you're bringing England into this. I've long suspected doping is rife in football and it's only a matter of time until there's a scandal. But Russia are clearly the worst culprits given it goes right to the top of their government.

Ruslan Kambolov was dropped from their squad with a supposed 'calf injury'. Grigory Rodchenkov, the former head of the Moscow anti-doping laboratory, has since admitted he previously helped cover up his doping.

If you're not suspicious then you're a bit daft, in all honesty.

Genetically gifted - don't hate.