Saturday 6th March

[GTFCfish]

Full time Morecambe 3 - 1 Carlisle

Carlisle take the lead through Alessandra in the first half before conceding a penalty which is scored by Cole Stockton. From there on it's one-way traffic and John O'Sullivan puts Morecambe ahead with a wonderstrike before Stockton makes the points safe for Morecambe.

I'll be revisiting this comment later to see how right I am.

I expect your mate from Devon will be over soon given their result too.

 

[kieran_vale]

Whilst his overall point about recruitment was right might I suggest Brown should be focusing on some of his performances this season at times.

Be a case of keeping the goal difference as manageable as possible now.

 

[shoddycollins]

Now one of them is singing a little ditty about who put the van on Tyson Fury's roof

 

[valefan16]

They’ve had to do absolutely nothing to go 2-0 up. It’s the old Vale back with four at the back

 

[Son of Cod]

What the fuck was that pen for?

 

[GTFCfish]

Good luck to Vale, Grimsby, Scunthorpe, Walsall and Crawley today

Sorry you can count us out already.

 

[Gladders]

on first look that was a dive from Matt

 

[Casey]

Good game breaking out a Tranmere. Bit of spice, some good play and a couple of chances.

Casey

 

[shoddycollins]

I expect your mate from Devon will be over soon given their result too.

In that case I'll get in before he does.

Exeter could be after one of the two remaining automatic promotion places (after carlisle have already sewn up the first one)

 

[The Globule]

All Carlisle so far. Looks like men against boys.

 

[Andy Proctor]

Oh dear Vale

We have that many injuries that its a reserve team every week for us. We will get relegated due to injuries not due to football ability.

 

[Son of Cod]

on first look that was a dive from Matt

Yep, didn't seem like anyone touched him. Absolute bullshit.

 

[pontoonlew]

Scandalous that penalty, not only was it a foul on our keeper, it was then a dive from Matt, joke.

 

[Bottega Don]

This game is getting feisty, few late challenges from both teams.

 

[Son of Cod]

Conference ref for two Conference teams.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

on first look that was a dive from Matt

Our commentators reckoned he fell over an outstretched leg rather than got fouled.

 

[BarraMatt]

We are messing about with it at the back so will go 1-0 down shortly.

 

[masi51]

How the hell are these 7 unbeaten....controlling this poor in the final third
More grass on mars than this pitch

 

[pontoonlew]

Joke

https://twitter.com/x/status/1368221169514643462

 

[shoddycollins]

All Carlisle so far. Looks like men against boys.

This is how games usually start now. And of course the best chance so far falls to morecambe. Good save Farman

Meanwhile the commentators take a live voice message from a listener's cat during a lull in play

 

[Son of Cod]

Some classic Mark Cooper game management shit going on here. In danger of being reffed out despite arguably being the better side.

 

[WilsdenBantam]

How the hell are these 7 unbeaten....controlling this poor in the final third
More grass on mars than this pitch

You’ve not done anything yet?!

 

[Chris FGR]

Conference ref for two Conference teams.

We're not great, you can see from this why I don't see us as top 3 material. We'll battle hard but haven't replaced the quality we used to have in certain areas. Injuries at the back don't help of course. atm,

Pen was a clear foul by your pitch on Matt.

 

[The Globule]

Very astute, Shoddy. Off we go. 1-0

 

[shoddycollins]

I was wrong. They've scored from open play. Absolutely carved open

 

[GTFCfish]

Ladies and Gents I give you referee Peter Wright:
What a fucking c***.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1368220886805938180

Edit: sorry didn’t see Pontoon Lew had already posted it.

 

[Bottega Don]

Salford score with their first venture forward, so frustrating as we've been by far the better team

Game over now

 

[shoddycollins]

Very astute, Shoddy. Off we go. 1-0

Watch the balance of play absolutely turn around now.

 

[Son of Cod]

How many Towns fans did a "wheyyyyyyyyy" when we finally got a decision with that freekick there?

 

[denzel ecfc]

Joke

https://twitter.com/x/status/1368221169514643462

That is an awful decision. Ref must be a vegan.