Scunny United

[Lance Stoe]

We are coming for you next season and we will be selling out everywhere. You lot think you can lord it over us but we will finish above Brentford next season. Mark my words. Finally Hull will have a proper rivalry. Dirty Tigers. Berkeley Boys are here to stay.

Zulus don’t scare me. Tractor Boys we will be taking over Ipswich

 

[Etienne Vermeer]

okay

 

[markwwfc1992]

Don't make Abertawe's mistake.

 

[Ciderup]

Righto.
Your average home attendance doesn't fill many away ends in this league but knock yourself out Lance.
Might be worth getting promotion beforehand to be fair.
19Scunthorpe United 4.364

 

[tiltontrev]

BenLaddie out one end, Lance Stoe in the other end, the bellend balance is restored...

 

[Lance Stoe]

Hey Brummy. Don’t get saucy with me. I’ve been to St Andrews and it just screams poverty and mediocrity. Across the city you have an opulent stadium with true players. Angel, Vassell, Lee Hendrie, Dion Dublin and Bosnich. Who have you got? The Afghan Hound and fucking Dugareeees

 

[Another Walkley Owl]

Hey Brummy. Don’t get saucy with me. I’ve been to St Andrews and it just screams poverty and mediocrity. Across the city you have an opulent stadium with true players. Angel, Vassell, Lee Hendrie, Dion Dublin and Bosnich. Who have you got? The Afghan Hound and fucking Dugareeees

You own a Tardis? Can you take me back to 1993?

 

[El Guapo]

I’ve been to St Andrews and it just screams poverty

 

[Lance Stoe]

I’m comparing England’s 2nd biggest city with a town of 80,000 people you Zulu Internet Warrior. It’s a shit stadium but you lads won’t fill it next season

 

[markwwfc1992]

You can take Lance out of Sc***horpe but you can't take the Sc***horpe out of Lance.

 

[DannyRovers]

Scunny in the Championship?

And we all laughed when Rovrum were in it,

 

[mistermagic]

Lance,

On behalf of Hull City AFC (that's right!), I wish you the best of luck today against Rotherham United. Don't think we've had a Humberside derby in this division for a while.

xx

EDIT: I checked. The season was 2010/11. Scunthorpe won at Hull 1-0 while Hull won at Scunthorpe 5-1.

 

[Ale18]

We are coming for you next season and we will be selling out everywhere. You lot think you can lord it over us but we will finish above Brentford next season. Mark my words. Finally Hull will have a proper rivalry. Dirty Tigers. Berkeley Boys are here to stay.

Zulus don’t scare me. Tractor Boys we will be taking over Ipswich

Above Brentford next season?

Next year Scunny will be in League One and won't reach the playoff.

 

[SoutheySWFC]

Lance couldn't smack his lips, he regularly has sex against his will with Cliff the cellar man from the Berkeley, Cliff is 74 and has Parkinson's.

 

[markwwfc1992]

Lance couldn't smack his lips, he regularly has sex against his will with Cliff the cellar man from the Berkeley, Cliff is 74 and has Parkinson's.

Cliff Byrne?

 

[SoutheySWFC]

Cliff Byrne?

Probably if he doesn't lube up

 

[mistermagic]

Scunthorpe drew the 1st leg 2-2.

 

[Brad-Owl]

We are coming for you next season and we will be selling out everywhere. You lot think you can lord it over us but we will finish above Brentford next season. Mark my words. Finally Hull will have a proper rivalry. Dirty Tigers. Berkeley Boys are here to stay.

Zulus don’t scare me. Tractor Boys we will be taking over Ipswich

Is this sell out everywhere except your own stadium?

Only 6,000+ today and half of them were Millers fans.

 

[TTOCS]

That will be less Scunny fans than all 4 of the league 2 semi's

 

[Lance Stoe]

Is this sell out everywhere except your own stadium?

Only 6,000+ today and half of them were Millers fans.

12.30 kick off mate. Yaaaaaaaa.

 

[Lance Stoe]

Lincoln and Cov are big city clubs ya radge

 

[SoutheySWFC]

12.30 kick off mate. Yaaaaaaaa.

Has cliff only just let you out of the cellar?

 

[Lance Stoe]

Shut up ya Sheffield wanker. Be seeing you next season when we take Hillsborough over. Any time any place ya cock stain of an abortion

 

[SoutheySWFC]

Shut up ya Sheffield wanker. Be seeing you next season when we take Hillsborough over. Any time any place ya cock stain of an abortion

You couldn't take mi nan and she's been dead 13 years you shit fucking wum.....

 

[Lance Stoe]

Any time any place ya Radge. Mate I’m hard. You are one message away from getting banged

 

[blademan89]

Any time any place ya Radge. Mate I’m hard. You are one message away from getting banged

Seriously how sad is your life to carry on like this, it's very embarrassing lance.

 

[Gerry Gow]

Seriously how sad is your life to carry on like this, it's very embarrassing lance.

It’s funny af though.

 

[PuB]

Any time any place ya Radge. Mate I’m hard. You are one message away from getting banged

Isn't that your usual Grindr chat up line too?

 

[Lance Stoe]

Not as sad as a fucking alcoholic who spends all his money on beer. I’ll be in The Globe tonight ya alchy prick

 

[mistermagic]

Mate I’m hard.

Not as sad as a fucking alcoholic who spends all his money on beer. I’ll be in The Globe tonight ya alchy prick

The what?