Social Media Idiots

[nousername]

People that are constantly sharing photos in the mistaken belief they might win a prize.

 

[merseyboyred]

https://twitter.com/DWindass10/status/390835512501895168

Treasure trove.

 

[TomPNE94]

Anyone see Andros Townsend's tweet at Paul Merson last night?

Fantastic stuff.

 

[SF_]

I have an attention seeking, emo bell end on my Facebook. I can't stand the c*** but keep him around to remind me what a cock he is.

His last couple of statuses have been:

Nothing beats driving out to the middle of nowhere for the sole purpose of having a bit of a scream and a little cry.

No, wait. A lot of stuff beats that.

A weekend of ups and downs, that's for sure.

Now to do the only thing I feel is appropriate- hide away for a while, and have a bit of a think.

I sometimes see him on nights out and he just stands around looking sad. Fucking do yourself in.

 

[Cardsfan]

Have you considered that he might have depression and that what you've just said is unbelievably insensitive?

 

[SF_]

Have you considered that he might have depression and that what you've just said is unbelievably insensitive?

He's not depressed, he's a wanker.

 

[Shrimpurh]

I have an attention seeking, emo bell end on my Facebook. I can't stand the c*** but keep him around to remind me what a cock he is.

His last couple of statuses have been:





I sometimes see him on nights out and he just stands around looking sad. Fucking do yourself in.

Have you considered that he might have depression and that what you've just said is unbelievably insensitive?

Or he is just attention seeking. If I was depressed I wouldn't be telling everyone on Facebook

 

[Scumarmy.]

Or he is just attention seeking. If I was depressed I wouldn't be telling everyone on Facebook

You can have depression AND attention seek because of it...although doing so over Facebook does not seem particularly wise as you say.

 

[SF_]

Just for clarity on him being a complete cock, this was his status between his two emo ones.

I start my new job Wednesday. The question is- do I wash out the Jeff Hardy hair chalk/dye before getting my ID badge, or do I turn up green and purple?

 

[Techno Natch]

People that are constantly sharing photos in the mistaken belief they might win a prize.

I used to think that but then I did it and one free tickets to a DnB night and some Vinyl.

Although I knew that was a genuine competition rather than someone just trying to get likes for their page. (Although obviously the person running the night does it so people share the event)

 

[Freakyteeth]

I do still like the Chemtrails brigade. Such devotion to something so clearly and obviously bollocks.

My favourite.

These people are seriously fucked in the head.

Whenever I have the misfortune to be accosted by one my efforts to explain meteorological phenomena and simple logic (Why would I want to poison myself? How can the several million people involved in aviation be in on it?) are rebutted, I must be a paid government shill acting as a disinformation agent.

It's brilliant.

https://www.metabunk.org/threads/de...d-spray-pipes-on-a-320-are-pylon-drains.2855/

https://www.metabunk.org/threads/ad...s-pilots-scientists-and-debunkers.251/page-37

 

[StagsForLife]

People like this do my nut in.. why bother?

 

[Stagat]

The hell is that?

 

[Aaron-Bcfc]

Attention seekers who post regular statuses on Facebook about a dead relative of theirs as a means of getting likes and sympathy can fuck off. Maybe I'm just a cynical bastard though.

 

[StagsForLife]

The hell is that?

Some guy on my FB who I used to know from school, I just really don't get why you need to put "uptown funk Mansfield version" on your profile picture as it makes you look like an absolute knob.

 

[blade1889]

Some guy on my FB who I used to know from school, I just really don't get why you need to put "uptown funk Mansfield version" on your profile picture as it makes you look like an absolute knob.

Exactly, why would you let anyone know you're from Mansfield?

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

I've got a bint on Facebook who regularly moans about how much money Footballers earn and how 'The government need to get their priorities right'.

I think she genuinely believes it's the government who are paying footballers so much and putting them above NHS staff

 

[StagsForLife]

I've got a bint on Facebook who regularly moans about how much money Footballers earn and how 'The government need to get their priorities right'.

I think she genuinely believes it's the government who are paying footballers so much and putting them above NHS staff

 

[blade1889]

I have one that's posting more and more stuff from Britain First, will try and find the picture she posted a few days ago. Genuinely made me laugh out loud

 

[Aaron-Bcfc]

I've got a bint on Facebook who regularly moans about how much money Footballers earn and how 'The government need to get their priorities right'.

I think she genuinely believes it's the government who are paying footballers so much and putting them above NHS staff

Soldeirs get 10k a year Wayne rooney gets £8billion !!!!
Re post if you think this is a disgrase!!

 

[blade1889]

I have one that's posting more and more stuff from Britain First, will try and find the picture she posted a few days ago. Genuinely made me laugh out loud

There is so much wrong with this picture its untrue. The person that shared it is constantly mouthing off about annoying 'lefties' that pull her up on this kind of BS as well. If she wasn't family id love to be included in that

 

[markwwfc1992]

Anyone seen Karl Henry vs Stan Collymore on Twitter?

 

[Murphy]

Attention seekers who post regular statuses on Facebook about a dead relative of theirs as a means of getting likes and sympathy can fuck off. Maybe I'm just a cynical bastard though.

I totally agree with you. I've never once wanted to share something like a bereavement on Facebook, to be perfectly blunt, what's the point? The majority of my friends on there don't know the person anyway, especially if a wider family member, and it just seems utterly pointless.

 

[T.A]

Stan Collymore is an absolute cretin.. Although Karl Henry is quite an odious player..

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

^^^ On mother's day me mam says to me "ohh Matty everyone is putting lovely things about their mum up on Facebook, why don't you do it too?". So I says "cos I'm sat here in the room with you, so it would be a fucking idiotic exercise in performative emotion, implying that no experience can be said to have validity or possibly even existence unless it was conceived and paraded expressly for the benefit of some other set of gawping twats, as if our purportedly real lives have been usurped by some sort of all encompassing reality show in a way that even Baudrillard would surely have found too utterly wretched to ponder?". She did a sad expression, so I punched her right in her crestfallen face and went back to watching NASCAR on my laptop.

 

[TomPNE94]

 

[Pliny Harris]

There is so much wrong with this picture its untrue. The person that shared it is constantly mouthing off about annoying 'lefties' that pull her up on this kind of BS as well. If she wasn't family id love to be included in that

Part of me misses seeing balls like that in my news feed after being banned by BF.

 

[Stringy]

'This entitlement culture that seems to be prevailing needs to stop. Get out and earn what you're worth and stop thinking you're "owed stuff"'.

Easy for you to say, you have a fucking Ferrari. If I had a shit load of capital I'd invest it, do fuck all and be rich too you stupid prick.

 

[SALTIRE]

'There is no class so pitiably wretched as that which possesses money and nothing else.'

Andrew Carnegie

 

[Stringy]

I'm glad the Bolsheviks killed the kulaks.