Southampton v Aston Villa

[Whitechapel]

Match day chat.

 

[SALTIRE]

So'ton 1 - 2 Villa

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Our players are on holiday. Another defeat.

 

[Jamie_SFC]

JWP, Gazzaniga and Davis start for fuck sake.

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Clearly onside.

 

[JimJams]

Yep. Poor officiating.

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Embarrassing decision.

 

[JimJams]

Pelle should have scored then really. Living on the edge are Villa!

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Should be 3....

 

[JimJams]

Mane scores. Deserved even if the ricochet was a bit fortunate.

And no sooner do I type this than Mane scores another.

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Should be 4.

 

[JimJams]

IT IS 3 !

HAT TRICK FOR MANE!

 

[G.B]

gotta be up there as the quickest hattrick in the pl shirley?

 

[JimJams]

 

[JoshBCFC]

gotta be up there as the quickest hattrick in the pl shirley?

It is the quickest hat-trick in Prem history!

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Lol.

 

[JimJams]

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[G.B]

It is the quickest hat-trick in Prem history!

congratulations and well done sadio mané



why does this yellow guy have pink feet? forum is literally broken

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Wow what a goal.

So glad we never signed that Vlaar. He is shit.

 

[Nath]

Terrible performance.

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Terrible performance.

Disagree. We've been amazing.

 

[JimJams]

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[Nath]

Disagree. We've been amazing.

You've been good, but helped by Sunday league defending.

 

[JimJams]

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Villa very lucky it's only 5 to be honest.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

It's alright lads, Benteke has scored again, we're gonna win 6-5... :hesk:

 

[JJH]

What's happened here?

3 minute hat-trick?!

 

[JimJams]

Villa very lucky it's only 5 to be honest.

Well only by 1.

 

[silkyman]

Our players are on holiday. Another defeat.

Good call...

 

[G-Dragon]

You could have gone to make a cup of tea, and missed the hattrick.