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The top teams win for a reason: They have much better teams. A reason behind it.

 

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Have finished my World Cup team predictions. England can go far, and Brazil are not a bad bet to win it - of the top quality teams available. Got Uruguay going far, but don't know their astrology. They get some easy fixtures.

1. CROATIA
2. Uruguay
3. Belgium
4. Brazil

I'm not sure of the birth time of the Croatian manager - my team - so don't place much faith in my predictions. I looked at the astrology for France many months ago, and had them winning, yet their manager birth date has changed.

 

[markwwfc1992]

I don't think France will win it, I heard their manager didn't have a shit on today of all days. Surely that must be written in the stars somewhere? A bad omen brother.

Also how can someone change their birth date?

 

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I don't think France will win it, I heard their manager didn't have a shit on today of all days. Surely that must be written in the stars somewhere? A bad omen brother.

Also how can someone change their birth date?

Shitting is a daily thing to do, but a good shit? Yeah - would show when it happens.

 

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For betting purposes, here you go:

Russian World Cup 2018:

CROATIA to win @ 33/1
Spain to win @ 13/2

While I really do have Croatia winning the thing, I have Spain meeting Croatia in the quarter-finals: Good astrology for the tournament. Some may say that Croatia aren't good enough to win it - I say: Bollocks. Spain are best from the big teams - but only if they can beat Croatia.

 

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World Cup 2018 Top Scorer:

DIEGO COSTA @ 35/1

Gabriel JESUS @ 20/1
Luis Suarez @ 25/1
Harry Kane @ 17/1

 

[Bobbin']

This thread is brilliant.

All I’ve seen so far is losing bets and now- hugely coincidentally I’m sure, the stars have aligned for Croatia - the team supported by the theorist to win the World Cup. The same Croatian fan that doesn’t know the manager’s name.

Also bases bets on astrology, has Uruguay to go far but doesn’t know their astrology.

Appreciate all your efforts but i’ll stick to my own tactic of betting on the teams with the best squad of players and that are evidently better than the majority of other competing teams.

 

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I agree: This thread is brilliant.


Thank you for the compliment.

 

[Benji]

Trusting astrology of all things to determine football results is absurd. I use tea leaves.

 

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With the recent news of the sacking of the Spanish manager, I've re-done my predictions and here's the best two teams:

CROATIA TO WIN @ 35/1
Brazil to win @ 21/5

 

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Trusting astrology of all things to determine football results is absurd. I use tea leaves.

If tarot cards work, then so do tea leaves and reading poo's at the toilet.

The human body is amazing, as are the technological advances and even the motion of the planets. Anything is possible.

 

[Benji]

How come it had such a great effect? Is Lopetegui's birthday that strong?

 

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You look at where the planets are now, in the sky, to where they were at the birth time of the manager in question. You look at the area of work for the manager, to 'see' his 'luck' in that area of life. So, obviously, new manager means new birth planet positions to look at.

You look at the manager's astrology to see how the team performs, and players for goals, cards and injuries etc.

It's hard to get to know how to do, and not always perfect - never will be.

 

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I've updated the top scorer predictions to remove Cavani, and to add Luis SUAREZ (25/1).

No, I don't know Uruguay's manager birth time - so can't make predictions - but know that, if they get out of the group, will have an easy ride all the way to the final. They've got a good pair up front and a couple of solid central defenders. They really can go far with this team, without thinking about their astrology.

 

[Bobbin']

I've updated the top scorer predictions to remove Cavani, and to add Luis SUAREZ (25/1).

No, I don't know Uruguay's manager birth time - so can't make predictions - but know that, if they get out of the group, will have an easy ride all the way to the final. They've got a good pair up front and a couple of solid central defenders. They really can go far with this team, without thinking about their astrology.

By George, I think he's got it.

 

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Portugal vs Spain:

Spain to win @ 23/20.

Ronaldo most likely goal scorer for Portugal @ 19/10

Diego Costa for Spain (2/1) and definitely keep an eye on my current favourite player in world football today - Andres Iniesta @ 10/1 - should have a great tournament.

 

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Why is Iniesta your favourite pro in world football?

 

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Croatia vs Nigeria.

CROATIA to win @ 13/6

Mario MANDZUKIC to score anytime @ 24/13


Croatia to win AND Mandzukic to score @ 5/2 (3.45) on the anytime wincast market on the Betfair exchange.

 

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Croatia vs Nigeria.

CROATIA to win @ 13/6

Mario MANDZUKIC to score anytime @ 24/13


Croatia to win AND Mandzukic to score @ 5/2 (3.45) on the anytime wincast market on the Betfair exchange.

CROATIA win @ 13/16 (not 13/6) but Mandzukic doesn't score.

 

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Brazil vs Switzerland. World Cup:

BRAZIL TO WIN @ 4/9.

NEYMAR TO SCORE ANYTIME @ 21/20.
Gabriel Jesus to score anytime @ 7/5.

 

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Why is Iniesta your favourite pro in world football?

He's amazing with the ball at his feet. Really calm, gives a drop of a shoulder, a feint, can hit the ball this way and that, and is an amazing passer of the ball. Can control the match at times while on the ball, with great movement off it.

 

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Brazil vs Switzerland. World Cup:

BRAZIL TO WIN @ 4/9.

NEYMAR TO SCORE ANYTIME @ 21/20.
Gabriel Jesus to score anytime @ 7/5.

Brazil draw 1-1 with Switzerland.

Coutinho with the goal.

 

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Tunisia vs England. World Cup:

ENGLAND to win @ 1/2

HARRY KANE to score anytime @ 10/11

 

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The star signs don't seem very accurate...

 

[Benji]

It was Coutinho's birthday last week, so just an oversight I imagine.

 

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Tunisia vs England. World Cup:

ENGLAND to win @ 1/2

HARRY KANE to score anytime @ 10/11

England win: Good!

KANE scores 2: Good!

 

[markwwfc1992]

Harry Kane scored and England won? Who'd have guessed something like that was even possible?

 

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You guys are really funny!

 

[markwwfc1992]

You guys are really funny!

It's nothing personal to you. Just when you tip, you usually seem to tip a heavy favourite. England to win against Tunisia or Harry Kane to score are very likely events. If you tipped maybe a correct score, or an outside bet (Mexico to beat Germany for example) people would take your 'astrology tips' maybe a bit more seriously.