Superstar Wars Season 4 Game Thread

[Cas]

Quick Summary
Each of you will start at the very bottom: Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVE). This is strictly development territory, you won't be on TV. You'll all start with 0 overall. Overall is your wrestler's level. You'll earn overall by defeating your opponents and the amount of overall you'll earn will depend on how tough of a match you set yourself. That's right, you can now pick the overall of your opponents (doesn't apply against other 1ff players obviously). Each tier of wrestlers has their own overall bracket. For example, the main card wrestlers are all rated 90-98. I'll give you an example of how this works: Steady is rated 90 and he wants a challenge. He picks John Cena and he assigns him an overall of 95. If Steady wins he'll receive 1 overall for his win and then 1 overall for each point higher rated his opponent is, in this case it'd be 5 overall, bringing the total of Steady's win to 6 overall points.

You'll all receive $200 a week while in development territory, so budget wisely. How do you progress? Well, you'll progress to Monday Night Raw once you earn an overall of 50 or more.

Any questions, please ask.

Players

Dave Rabbitnic (Joe)
Theme: World Destruction
Inspiration: Adrian Neville
Finisher: Corkscrew Shooting Star Press
Signature: Macaque Monkey Throw (MMT) (T-bone suplex into the turnbuckle)
Weapon: Shillelagh
Overall: 0
Dice: 1
Money: $0
Manager: Ted Dibiase

Sammy 'Nuke' Grass (Smally)
Theme: Sonic Youth - Mote
Inspiration: Jeff Hardy
Finisher: Gas Leak
Signature: Swanton Bomb
Weapon: Smoke Pelletts
Overall: 0
Dice: 1
Money: $0
Manager: Paul Heyman

Bob (Relentless)
Theme: Bob the Builder Theme
Inspiration: Kane
Finisher: Nipple Cripple
Signature: Ear Tongue Thing
Weapon: Fork
Overall: 0
Dice: 1
Money: $0
Manager: Miss Elizabeth

Jacob Pierce (Iesty)
Theme: The Chimpz - Home Invasion
Inspiration: Bully Ray Aces and Eights stylee
Finisher: Kick Start
Signature: The Stun Gun
Weapon: Baseball Bat
Overall: 0
Dice: 1
Money: $0
Manager: Stacy Kiebler

Crash Drake (Oaf)
Entrance Theme: Crash 3 Warped Theme
Inspiration: Shawn Michaels
Finisher: A Thiefs End (stunner)
Signature: The Last of You (spear)
Weapon: A pet ottsel
Overall: 0
Dice: 1
Money: $0
Manager: Steph McMahon

Jasper Black (Mike)
Entrance Theme: Adelitas Way - Sick
Inspiration: Seth Rollins
Finisher: Phoenix Splash
Signature: Blackout (Springboard Clothesline)
Weapon: Ladder
Overall: 0
Dice: 1
Money: $0
Manager: Bobby Heenan

Matau Toa (Nial)
Entrance Theme: Kamala's music
Inspiration: Umaga
Finisher: Chaos Smash - Super Kick into STO
Signature: Wild Crash - Frog Splash off the top rope
Weapon: Kendo Stick
Overall: 0
Dice: 1
Money: $0
Manager:

Roger Steadman the Redneck Librarian Farmer (Last Request)
Entrance Theme: WWF Warzone - Kiss My Grits
Inspiration: Festus
Finisher: The Shhhharpshooter.
Signature: Bringing the Cows Home (Coast to Coast with theatrics)
Weapon: A hardback book that he hides under the announcer's table.
Overall: 0
Dice: 1
Money: $0
Manager:

Wrestler Name: Nike Awesome
Entrance Theme: Nike freestyle 150 Music Video
Inspiration: Shane McMahon
Finisher: Ticked Off (modified running enziguiri)
Signature: JDI (double underhook DDT)
Weapon: A pair of original Air Jordans
Overall: 0
Dice: 1
Money: $0
Manager:

Cardsfan Fan (Don)
Entrance Theme:J Pee - I'm Not Gay
Inspiration: Horswoggle
Finisher: Woking Shopping Centre (Frog Splash)
Signature: Woking Borough Council (Superkick)
Weapon: Dildo
Overall: 0
Dice: 1
Money: $0
Manager:

Colonel Chinstrap (Spired)
Entrance Theme: Bullet In The Head
Inspiration:Bret Hart
Finisher: A Gloss Finish (Tin of green gloss paint thrown over opponent)
Signature: Strap Trap (Leapfrog Body Guillotine)
Weapon: Bum Stones
Preferred Manager: Paul Bearer



Roster

Legends of Wrestling- 100 overall
The Undertaker
Stone Cold Steve Austin
The Rock
Bret Hart
Shawn Michaels
The Ultimate Warrior
Sting
Macho Man Randy Savage
Hulk Hogan
HHH

Main Card - 90-98 overall
John Cena
Ric Flair
Kurt Angle
Brock Lesnar
Randy Orton
Kane
Pyscho Sid
Yokozuna
Daniel Bryan
Diesel
Edge
Chris Jericho


Upper mid card 80-89 overall
Razor Ramon
Dean Ambrose
Mr Perfect
Dolph Ziggler
The British Bulldog
William Regal
Ahmed Johnson
Farooq
Mark Henry
Ken Shamrock
Vader
Million Dollar Man
Roddy Piper

Mid Card 70-79 overall
Doink
Papa Shango
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Crush
The Big Boss Man
Goldust
Steve Blackman
Val Venis
Al Snow
Boogeyman

Jobbers - 51-69 overall
Repo Man
Santino Marella
Brooklyn Brawler
Bo Dallas
Dink
Michael Cole
Jamie Noble
Spike Dudley
Hornswoggle


Ohio Valley Wrestling 0 - 50 overall
Big Bastard Bob
Earthworm James
Mike Tiresome
Mr Amazing
Alex Riley
Sin Cara
Aiden English
Slim Jim
Gangrel
Mr Flibbles
Spodermen

Shop
Comin soon

Titles
WWE Championship
Intercontinental Champion
Hardcore Champion

PPVS
Backlash
Over the Limit
In Your House
No Mercy
Summerslam
Vengeance
Armageddon
Survivor Series
Royal Rumble
Unforgiven
Wrestlemania

 

[Oaf]

HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

This being said...

How the fuck did Ahmed Johnson end up in the same bracket as Ziggler, Razor, Ambrose, Perfect, Piper...?!

 

[Cas]

Guilty pleasure. Let's all move on from this now.