Match Day Swansea v Man Utd, Sunday 6th November 15:00

[SALTIRE]

Match chat.

 

[JimJams]

C'mon Bob, smash 'em!

 

[Pagnell]

United without a league win against Swansea on the road since 2013. Despite Swansea's current struggles I can see that continuing here with a point a piece.

1-1

 

[epic73]

Zlatan to score -5.

 

[Stevencc]

No Premier League win since we thrashed Leicester on the 24th of Sep-bloody-tember.

Just give us any sort of win!

 

[epic73]

No Premier League win since we thrashed Leicester on the 24th of Sep-bloody-tember.

Just give us any sort of win!

Does Christian Slater's Rooney hat trick thing still apply?

 

[Stevencc]

Does Christian Slater's Rooney hat trick thing still apply?

I'm holding him to it forever.

 

[epic73]

I'm holding him to it forever.

Does include past hat tricks?

 

[Stevencc]

Does include past hat tricks?

I wish we could do that but I think we can only count ones since he made the deal.

 

[Christian Slater]

There's a better chance of encountering Big Foot or the Yeti than Wayne Rooney scoring 3 goals in a game again for us. I'll gladly put things in my arse if he does.

 

[Stevencc]

Look at the fucking state of that.

 

[epic73]

Christian Slater get the tabasco.

 

[Christian Slater]

If Lingard was in for Mata it'd be one of the worst teams I've seen us put out.

I've bet on us to lose and draw today. If I have to suffer another week of misery I might as well make money on it.

 

[Stevencc]

If I was trying my best to lose but had to disguise it a little to keep up appearances that's the team I'd play except I'd have Romero in goal.

 

[Stevencc]

Imagine having a severe lack of pace in your team, having Mkhitaryan, Rashford and Martial in your squad and deciding to play Rooney and Mata as your wingers.

 

[Stevencc]

Pogba with a fantastic strike!

 

[JimJams]

You know what to do Steven

 

[Stevencc]

You know what to do Steven

https://my.mixtape.moe/rjhjap.mp4

 

[Stevencc]

Ibraaaaaaaaaa!

 

[JimJams]

I'm waiting,

 

[Stevencc]

Here you go, boss.

https://my.mixtape.moe/yjjdxl.mp4

 

[Stevencc]

Ibra, Ibra, Ibra, Ibra, Ibra, Ibra.

https://my.mixtape.moe/vvtbty.mp4

 

[Nilsson]

Great lay off by Zlatan in the lead up to that 3rd goal.

Couldn't we have done one of these goals against fucking Burnley.

 

[Super_horns]

Bradley not going to last long at this rate.

 

[Stevencc]

That first half was the easiest time we've been given so far this season, Swansea were horrendous. They didn't improve much in the second half either, by the looks of the way he set Swansea up it seems Bradley hasn't watched United play much in the last three years.

Cheers though - we needed that.

 

[epic73]

Zlatan fantasy captain.

 

[Pagnell]

Just realised United scored more than 1 goal.

Well done!

 

[epic73]

Just realised United scored more than 1 goal.

Well done!

I'm happy that we scored more than 0.

 

[Stevencc]

Zlatan fantasy captain.

It finally paid off!

 

[epic73]

It finally paid off!

I was considering taking him out as well.