The Alan Gordon Partridge Thread

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This is the one with the football commentary.
 

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This is brilliant

 

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Do some more quotes!
 

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You ought to be a guest on my show some time....We discuss issues...Europe, conspiracy theories.....what happens if you just eat crisps.
 
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Stop talking about American things and let's watch the best film ever made


























'Welcome to America's strongest man'

And then another naked woman walking along the top of a gun....completely Billy bollocks
 

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Alan : (in song) Take a pinch of white man, wrap him up in black skin,......what's the next bit?
Michael : Add a dash of blue blood

Alan : Add a dash of blue blood

Michael : And a little biddy bit of an Indian boy

Alan : Something else in geordie

Micheal : This hasn't been cleared out for years.....hey there's a little Japanese soldier in here still fighting the war

Alan : Haha, you daft racist

Alan : Curly black and kinky...mixed with yellow Chinky

 

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Wonder what happened to the power pack?
 

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One of my all time faves ' Now listeners we have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay. He's married so he wishes to remain anonymous, so I shall only be using his Christian name. I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley. :lol:
 

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Does this guy remind anyone else of Nigel Farage?

 
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'A few too many blacks'
 

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Haha, was going to post that the other day and then tried to find a clip of it, but just got the one earlier in the scene about the Irish being too picky during the potato famine when they are an island surrounded by fish! :D
 

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Single handed Sue tackling the buffet there.....looks like a human JCB.
 

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Absolutely love this scene
 

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The way he nods at the apple :lol:
 
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I am such a big head.
 

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'Your petrols a bit obvious. A bit petrolly'
 
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:lol::lol::lol:

'Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you'
'Ooh do you want to meet Bob he works in a garden centre?'
'She drove off'
 

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"But she still had one good hand and she was damned if they were gonna take that off her....no one was suggesting they were going to do that".
 
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I like how he surreptitiously sneaks a look at her prosthetic hand.
 

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Estate agent :School for the deaf.
Alan: does that mean there will be noise or there won't be noise ?

Alan: they're just deaf though, they're not deaf offenders?
 
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Any epileptics get out now!
 

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