The Apprentice 2015

[FishyMackem]

The Apprentice returns tonight at 9pm on BBC One.

Looking forward to this series and seeing how Claude gets on as Nick's replacement.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Every year it gets a bit more silly and I wonder if I'm still going to watch it. I know I'll still get sucked in though.

 

[Dazza]

Don't think anybody will be producing a business plan with pictures of sailing boats this time. “a bloody disgrace” as Claude put it.

 

[Baz]

Will no doubt get to watch far too much of this thanks to the wife. I just hope they don't have as many candidates as they did last time out.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

FIRST AMAZING EXCHANGE:

"Anyone got any knowledge of food?"

"I have some knowledge of food. I can cook and I'm also intolerant of loads of food."

"I'd be stupid not to say yourself!"

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

NINE QUID FOR A SODDING SALAD?

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

I AM A WORDSMITH

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

"Can I interest you in a taste of my FISH?" No thanks, love

 

[RavenBish]

This is superb already.

What a bunch of fucking idiots.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

£1.87 profit

 

[RavenBish]

Their profit was 20% of the cost of one salad

 

[RavenBish]

Winner

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

He's only going to be disappointed.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Aww, poor Dan, but he really dug his own grave there. You can't really admit to being a terrible salesman and expect to survive.

 

[RavenBish]

All he had to do was sling a load of mud at April and she'd have gone easily, purely for trying to flog salads at £9 and missing the lunchtime rush by keeping everyone in the kitchens. He really wasn't cut out for it.

 

[This Charming Mike]

Poor Chris Addison.

 

[FishyMackem]

Loved him from the moment he suggested Sugar-babes.

 

[Magic]

Yeah shame he went...obviously a decent guy and you have to have a bit of genuine humour in there rather than shithouse bravado in everyone.

 

[The East Terrace]

Scott is a Stevenage boy so he gets my support. He seemed alright as well. The usual collection of idiots that think they have too speak.even if they have nothing to actually say. Think Mergim will talk himself out of it, Joseph as well unless he settles down. The girls are total munters this year. Suga-dogs would have been more appropriate.

 

[Murphy]

That was great. Dan annoyed me though, not with anything he did, just that he really looks like someone and I can't quite place it. Someone said Christian Daily and I thought a young John Hannah but I'm still not sure - doesn't matter though because he's shite and he's gone.

Also, what the hell is a private tutor doing on there? He's going to get found out immediately.

 

[Veggie Legs]

I don't understand that either, can't see how the skill set of a private tutor translates into the kind of business that Lord Sugar is interested in.

 

[Nath]

£9 a salad is ridiculous, even more so when it looks like shit.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Manly moist

 

[Red]

What I enjoy most about this programme is watching a bunch of jumped up twats with egos the size of China arguing with each other. I don't think this series will disappoint. I've only been watching it a few years, but I'd say that this bunch of idiots seem the worse to me. How many double barrel names?

The older woman with blonde hair seems the most sensible of them all. I also liked the American girl.
I'm hoping the bald twat gets fired soon. He seems to be a tit and he's got a weak chin.

How the fuck did that moron who asked if spring onions are onions even get on the programme?

The lad on the first show had to go, nice fella but if you can't sell you've got no hope. I think Sugarbabe was right about last night's firing. Her person management skills were awful.

Pleased that Romesh Ranganathan will be on you're fired every week. Has anyone seen his Asian Provocateur programme that is currently on? He's travelled to Sri Lanka where his mum is from. It's a bit like Pilkington except Romesh isn't a nauseating little twat flogging the same formula to death.

 

[Luke Imp]

When I saw this...:

...I immediately thought:

 

[Murphy]

When I saw this...:

Her husband will not be pleased.

 

[Christian Slater]

This programme is just an excuse for people to call other people idiots. Every year, "look at this bunch of idiots."

The sense of power it gives Sugar and his minions is as revolting as the sycophantic humiliation the contestants have to go through.

 

[The East Terrace]

Most of the contestants have probably already applied for Big Brother and the like, just fame hungry people but slightly better educated than the average primate who rocks up on BB. They all claim to run sucessful businesses so why do they need Sugar? In short, they don't and most part company from him soon enough. Get me on the telly is the basic ambition of these people.

 

[Christian Slater]

It's as genuine as any other reality show I guess, the producers pick contestants based on their vanity and lack of dignity while Sugar and his tough-guy assistants are told to be bullies.

 

[blade1889]

It's as genuine as any other reality show I guess, the producers pick contestants based on their vanity and lack of dignity while Sugar and his tough-guy assistants are told to be bullies.

Exactly, it wouldn't be a TV show if everyone got on. Amusing to watch massive egos flattened. The teacher seems ok and the older lady