The Cricket Thread

[RavenBish]

Scintillating innings from the Zimbabwean Lara.

 

[JJH]

Ballance

 

[SpireiteDan]

Innings Gary....

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

They're all fucking scared shitless of spin apart from Taylor, it's hilarious.

If I remember rightly Root played it quite well in Sri Lanka as well.

 

[Skinner]

That was a big yacht

 

[JJH]

Another one put down.

 

[JonBCFC]

Massive let off, jayawadener is usually a safe pair of hands.

 

[JJH]

Run Rate dropped to below a run a ball, here we go.

 

[RavenBish]

and Herath hasn't appeared yet.

 

[RavenBish]

The shitting hell is this turning into? They've got two nothing bowlers on and they're just content with doing nothing.

 

[JJH]

Dragged on, Bell.

101-3.

Very slow pitch.

 

[RavenBish]

These dismissals are pathetic, it's not even taken a good delivery to get one of them yet.

 

[JonBCFC]

This is more like England.

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

Here comes the collapse

 

[Pyeman]

Oh Ian....

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

Dragged on, Bell.

101-3.

Very slow pitch.

Which will suit our bowlers down to the ground..................oh no wait!!!

 

[JJH]

Well, this has came to a sudden halt.

 

[RavenBish]

Ballance and Root as an ODI 3 & 4 is FLAAAAAMMMMMMEEESSSSSSS

 

[JJH]

300 has to be the minimum, this wicket is flat as a witches tit.

 

[RavenBish]

No urgency...painful.

 

[JJH]

Morgan 7 from 19 - exhilarating.

 

[Pyeman]

I'd be happy with this approach if we had someone dependable further down the order that was capable of scoring 100 in the last 15 overs. The only people who might even get close to that are the two at the crease and Buttler, but it would take a drastic change in fortunes for it to happen.

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

Damn this is both boring and making me hungry at the same time.

 

[JJH]

In the words of David 'Bumble' Lloyd - 'Huge Six - HUGE!!'

 

[Skinner]

I nodded off for half an hour. Back alive now though, beer in hand.

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

I nodded off for half an hour. Back alive now though, beer in hand.

You haven't missed much.

 

[RavenBish]

Morgan HAS to go here. Both can't tootle along at <100 strike-rates and he's the hitter out of the two.

 

[JJH]

1 run from the over..

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[RavenBish]

Any fucking danger lads?

 

[Aber gas]

Matthews is bowling medium rubbish and we're fending him off at 3 an over . Come on , grow a fucking pair Morgan !!!