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Fuck it. I'm having to do this again because some fuckmuppet deleted lots of threads. Probably a Baggie.
I'm shit hot at these predictions, so having been close with my tips for Rotherham and Birmingham City for the top two spots this season, I'll follow that up with my predictions for 2017/18.
Top two: Fleetwood and Barnsley
Play-offs: Reading, Sunderland, Burton and Sheffield Utd
Wolves will be 15th. We will have massive pre-season hype and rumours will link us with a fair number of hitherto-unknown Portuguese, Brazilian and Lithuanian superstars, all with low IQs and a girfriend with improbably large breasts. Four of these players will be loaned to Forest by October but our best signing, a 36yo from Port Vale, will be worth every penny of his £150k. We will lose every game in November, February and April and win Manager of the Month twice. Our pies will be voted Most Noxious in the West Midlands category, and we will learn in the Express that Kim Jong Un has been a season-ticket holder since 2008 and all Wolves games are streamed live on the Pyongyang Dave channel.
I'm shit hot at these predictions, so having been close with my tips for Rotherham and Birmingham City for the top two spots this season, I'll follow that up with my predictions for 2017/18.
Top two: Fleetwood and Barnsley
Play-offs: Reading, Sunderland, Burton and Sheffield Utd
Wolves will be 15th. We will have massive pre-season hype and rumours will link us with a fair number of hitherto-unknown Portuguese, Brazilian and Lithuanian superstars, all with low IQs and a girfriend with improbably large breasts. Four of these players will be loaned to Forest by October but our best signing, a 36yo from Port Vale, will be worth every penny of his £150k. We will lose every game in November, February and April and win Manager of the Month twice. Our pies will be voted Most Noxious in the West Midlands category, and we will learn in the Express that Kim Jong Un has been a season-ticket holder since 2008 and all Wolves games are streamed live on the Pyongyang Dave channel.
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