The "recently purchased" thread (AKA I just bought this)

[Craig]

What did the rowing machine set you back SALTIRE ?

 

[G.B]

and how do you "tone" a beer belly?

 

[Leo]

To enable you to squeeze into the Wendy house/dog kennel?

What the fuck is that? It looks like something a James Bond villain would use to slowly slice from your sphincter to your head.

It is an oversized tin opener sourced from the Dundee Courier's idiotic adverts page.

 

[SALTIRE]

What did the rowing machine set you back SALTIRE ?

A few bob, £479, which is a lot more than what I was thinking of before I started searching for one, but I've been wanting one a while and this one is a sturdy bugger which will last 10-15 years apparently and the company has great customer service if needed too so thought why not.

 

[Abertawe]

A few bob, £479, which is a lot more than what I was thinking of before I started searching for one, but I've been wanting one a while and this one is a sturdy bugger which will last 10-15 years apparently and the company has great customer service if needed too so thought why not.

Fuck me join a gym.

 

[SALTIRE]

Fuck me join a gym.

Had gym membership for about four years, in the last year I never went and it cost me over £300. I kind of have a home gym setup now anyway, with an exercise bike, weight bench and the rower. Don't want to be a fat bastard for much longer as I approach middle age in a few years!

 

[SALTIRE]

I think this will be next on the list for things I'll get.

 

[johnnytodd]

Had gym membership for about four years, in the last year I never went and it cost me over £300. I kind of have a home gym setup now anyway, with an exercise bike, weight bench and the rower. Don't want to be a fat bastard for much longer as I approach middle age in a few years!

your too late, cos your already morbidly obese and getting old, your brain will talk you out of any exercise and you will dial a pizza without thinking......i give you 5 or 6 years max.

 

[johnnytodd]

New watch. Mainly to avoid the missing of notifications whilst cycling and the addition of fitness tracking.

which one did you buy? i like both

 

[Leo]

your too late, cos your already morbidly obese and getting old, your brain will talk you out of any exercise and you will dial a pizza without thinking......i give you 5 or 6 years max.

Another award for you Johnny...the 'Cheeriest c*nt on the Forum' Golden Globe.....

 

[Aber gas]

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

I know it's cold out and I like alcoholic beverages as much as the next man, but fashioning knitwear for your booze does seem like slightly eccentric behaviour.

 

[Leo]

I know it's cold out and I like alcoholic beverages as much as the next man, but fashioning knitwear for your booze does seem like slightly eccentric behaviour.

Best AG could muster for its Christmas jumper.

 

[Luke Imp]

Any decent suggestions on a winter jacket, primarily used for watching footy, so in that respect, a bit of an all rounder.

Thinking something along these lines, perhaps?

 

[Stevencc]

My rule is never buy clothes that aren't black, blue, or grey. I'll stretch to red or white for t-shirts.

 

[Pagnell]

What I'd go for. Mcmurdo Parka II, looks great with the black emblem. Not cheap though, around £250. Hence why I don't own one.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

I'm after a winter jacket (nice and organised), which will mainly be used to, hopefully, stop me from freezing my nads off at the footy. Something along these lines (La Paz), without the £180 price tag...any suggestions?

Any decent suggestions on a winter jacket, primarily used for watching footy, so in that respect, a bit of an all rounder.

Thinking something along these lines, perhaps?

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

What I'd go for. Mcmurdo Parka II, looks great with the black emblem. Not cheap though, around £250. Hence why I don't own one.

muggy bonehead clobber

 

[Luke Imp]

What I'd go for. Mcmurdo Parka II, looks great with the black emblem. Not cheap though, around £250. Hence why I don't own one.

Yeah, saw that when looking on the NF website, but a bit pricey!

 

[johnnytodd]

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

rotate your phone 90 degrees mate

 

[Leo]

Wow......

 

[Abertawe]

Bought a few things off Amazon just before midnight last night and I was woken up by the delivery this morning, that's just ridiculous efficiency.

 

[Leo]

Bought a few things off Amazon just before midnight last night and I was woken up by the delivery this morning, that's just ridiculous efficiency.

stop complaining....could have been a drone tapping at your bedroom window at 3am mate.....

 

[lordofthepies]

new rug

 

[Stevencc]

new rug
View attachment 5247

Get some sexy red curtains and you are sorted.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Not a purchase, but a win at my local school's tombola.
Result.

 

[Habbinalan]

Thankyou Snapfish - Xmas present shopping progressing nicely

 

[SALTIRE]

Get some sexy red curtains and you are sorted.

Looks like a scene from Twin Peaks.

 

[Stevencc]

Looks like a scene from Twin Peaks.

It is! It's the red room where the strange scenes with "the man from another place" take place.