The Relegation Thread

[Hank]

Hoping Phil Neville's right and you'll turn up in your flip flops

 

[Smally]

Today's horrible win should just about see Everton safe. QPR look doomed

 

[mistermagic]

Everton were never going to go down. Far too much quality and enough points to survive as it is.

 

[Smally]

Some of the stuff we've served up this season would make you think otherwise. Massive summer ahead for us now, it's make or break for Martinez

 

[Skinner]

Bruv, I don't even know why I (insert Crystal fucking Palace) even opened this thread

BYE

 

[JustinQPR]

Today is a perfect day for us to fuck up another lifeline we were handed with yesterday's results.

A dull 1-1 to all but confirm bye bye.

Couldn't even manage that.

 

[TheArtfulDodger]

I'm kind of hoping we go down, it might stop Allam's ridiculous name change because it would give the ludicrous idea of us being more commercially appealing even more of a dent.

 

[mistermagic]

I'm kind of hoping we go down, it might stop Allam's ridiculous name change because it would give the ludicrous idea of us being more commercially appealing even more of a dent.

Hey Arty. Been too long.

 

[Gallen10]

Leicester and Ourselves are down I think. The fact we couldn't get a point against Everton on their performance at Loftus Road, we don't deserve to stay up.

Unless the change of manager for Sunderland does wonders for their form, I feel Burnley's spirit will get them enough points to overtake them.

Villa are lucky that the 3 teams coming up last year are incredibly poor.

 

[EvertonPaul]

QPR and Leicester are gone already for me and I don't have any faith in Sunderland. Burnley look to atleast have some fight in them.

 

[Mr.Andrews]

i think we should start docking points based on how teams carry themselves, show decorum and stick to fair play and gentlemanly conduct. that won't happen any time soon though, because liverpool would get relegated and the fa(rce) wouldnt have that no siree bob.

 

[Skinner]

i think we should start docking points based on how teams carry themselves, show decorum and stick to fair play and gentlemanly conduct. that won't happen any time soon though, because liverpool would get relegated and the fa(rce) wouldnt have that no siree bob.

You're the biggest c*** I've come across in my time on the internet

 

[last request]

Wins for Leicester and QPR yesterday were bad news for Villa. West Brom aren't out of the woods yet. QPR scored 4 and people seem to be reading a lot into that, but Villa did that a few weeks back and followed it with 2 defeats - one swallow doesn't make a summer. I think Sunderland are gone but the other 2 places are open.

Villa have QPR next and Burnley on the last day.

 

[Pyeman]

We need something today against Spurs, even a draw would be OK.


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[Smally]

Newcastle have been utter shit since Pardew left, lucky for them the teams in the bottom 3 appear to be out of reach. West Ham haven't been good either recently, but again have enough points already to be worried.

QPR play Villa tonight, massive game down at the bottom. A win for QPR will see them leapfrog Villa and Burnley, a win for Villa gives them a 5 point gap over Burnley and will also take them above Hull

 

[JaseTheVillain]

We should have this game wrapped up already, should have another 2 goals at least... Hopefully it doesn't bite us in the arse.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

There's the bite in the arse.

 

[Blitzballer]

There's the bite in the arse.

Very sticky game now. QPR's formation change at HT has balanced up the midfield.
This could go anyway now. Very impressed with young Grealish

 

[JaseTheVillain]

We've taken control of the game again now, only problem is with 5 at the back, QPR have made themselves much more difficult to break down.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

... And with that, we say goodbye to the Premier League, and we're going to be worse than Wolves. That's just embarrassing.

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

Very impressed with young Grealish

Needs to put in some top performances if he's going to avoid an Irish international career

 

[Blitzballer]

... And with that, we say goodbye to the Premier League, and we're going to be worse than Wolves. That's just embarrassing.

You just scored you Muppet

 

[Blitzballer]

OPTA STAT

Two of the six players to score PL hat-tricks this season are on the pitch at Villa Park (Benteke & Austin).

 

[Blitzballer]

FT one of the best games i've seen all season. Credit to the EPL

 

[JaseTheVillain]

So, Benteke 3-3 QPR. Still worried about relegation, but if QPR had taken those 3 points, we were gone. This is going to come down to the last game, we have some difficult matches left:

Tottenham (a) L
City (a) L
Everton (h) D
West Ham (h) W
Southampton (a) L
Burnley (h) Fuck knows...

Will another 4 points before the last game V Burnley be enough? I fucking doubt it. I think we're fucked tbh.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Done a predictor... I really didn't expect the result to be this.....

 

[Blitzballer]

Done a predictor... I really didn't expect the result to be this.....

there's positives to take

 

[Pyeman]

Done a predictor... I really didn't expect the result to be this.....

I'd take that!

Just out of interest, where did you do the predictor? Wouldn't mind having a go myself.


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[JaseTheVillain]

I'd take that!

Just out of interest, where did you do the predictor? Wouldn't mind having a go myself.


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https://www.thesportspredictor.com/#/

there's positives to take

Shows what happens when you actually feed the man and use him up top as you should do.

 

[HarvSFC]

Was Lambert starving him?