The Shiny New, All Purpose, Definitive 1FF List of Muggy Gobshites with help from Craig and Carel

[Aber gas]

Over a year has passed since Steady's masterpiece and whilst things have changed. One truth remains, this wonderful forum is still inhabited by loathsome c*** and gobshites of many shades.
With this in mind, the time is right for a new list celebrating infamy and cuntishness on a grand scale.
Get your lists of top ten mugs in to me by PM. Giving a short reason for your pick by 10pm on the 14th of August.
Let the bitching and fighting commence ....

 

[Murphy]

Only a c*** would make this thread.

 

[Aber gas]

Only a c*** would make this thread.

Put him in the list then

 

[markwwfc1992]

So many c*** on 1FF, but only 10 spots available?

Must be a thundercunt to qualify.

 

[Aber gas]

So many c*** on 1FF, but only 10 spots available?

Must be a thundercunt to qualify.

10 per person Mark. This is going to be a long list

 

[Stevencc]

Conversely - I've only got a handful of people (if that) that I consider to be actual c***, can I submit a list of less than ten real, super, proper c***?

 

[wiganmudhuts28]

this will be interesting just like to say i love you all no matter what you think of me hahahha

 

[Aber gas]

Conversely - I've only got a handful of people (if that) that I consider to be actual c***, can I submit a list of less than ten real, super, proper c***?

No problem Steven. All are welcome

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Similar to Steve, there's only a few on here I really dislike.

I'll be looking forward to "checking the thread" for updates on this list.

 

[Murphy]

Conversely - I've only got a handful of people (if that) that I consider to be actual c***, can I submit a list of less than ten real, super, proper c***?

That would be a proper c***y thing to do, play by the rules you c***.

 

[sl1k]

Conversely - I've only got a handful of people (if that) that I consider to be actual c***, can I submit a list of less than ten real, super, proper c***?

More like

" Hey Aber

1. Silkyman

Thanks "

 

[Stevencc]

More like

" Hey Aber

1. Silkyman

Thanks "

I am struggling to think of any beyond Silkyman, actually!

 

[Aber gas]

I am struggling to think of any beyond Silkyman, actually!

You can do better than that Steven. I need some gold to work with for the write ups.

 

[Stevencc]

You can do better than that Steven. I need some gold to work with for the write ups.

I'll cobble something together!

 

[Magic]

When is the 'top 10 shagers' list getting going?

 

[Stevencc]

Work in progress.

 

[Pagnell]

I can't think of one person on here who I view as being a cnut. I'm nice like that.

 

[Abertawe]

I can't think of one person on here who I view as being a cnut. I'm nice like that.

Absolutely brilliant post.

 

[Pagnell]

I've changed my mind. Abertawe is a c***.

 

[mnb089mnb]

I'll cobble something together!

Which Northampton fan could he mean? /ponders

 

[The Hand of Dom]

All of them.

 

[Indian Dan]

SERNWA - game over. The c*** can't stay on his/her own forum. Keeps infecting others with his/her inane blatherings.

The biggest cnut since that woman who had sextuplets.

 

[Aber gas]

Right, that's it. The lists are in and the c*** have been noted. I shall forensically rank these dipshits in order and start the write ups presently.
Cheers to everyone who contributed. I have been variously amused, appalled and slightly worried by the cheer volume of bile in these lists and will endeavour to do justice to the extreme level of cuntishness apparent on this forum.

 

[Abertawe]

I didn't realise you asked for reasons Aber G, soz

 

[JaseTheVillain]

I didn't realise you asked for reasons Aber G, soz

20 extra points to you, sir.

 

[Aber gas]

Right here we go...
These are the people who just didn't make the cut. Someone thinks you're a c*** but you're obviously too irrelevant ( or nice ) to make the hit parade.
CharlieAdamno1Fan SamScfc Cheese & Biscuits Leewilson The Paranoid Pineapple Ciderup Benito @TA Aaron-Bcfc hbk4894 Stagat Veggie Legs MJA blade1889 JaseTheVillain old parkender @WHstag eric read Saddlerrad ZianfrancoGoal

 

[Abertawe]

I'm surprised, some real contenders among that lot.

 

[markwwfc1992]

hbk got off lightly it seems

 

[Aber gas]

50th Place. Ooh you made it oakroader- Resident "old twat " and shoutbox weirdo. Likes to wank off to Countdown amongst other seedy and unsavoury things.
Quote from correspondent. " I'd turn his life support off to charge my phone without a second thought"
Ratio- 0.4 Not bad from the old fella.

 

[Aber gas]

49th- Chris FGR
Ridiculous non-league irrelevance and a "propa nawty " FGR top boy. Likes to offer people on the internet fights for some reason.
" cuntish troll from the mean streets of Stroud" is the nicest thing anyone had to say about him.

Ratio- 0.18 Pathetic