The worst team in the Football League vs Crewe Alexandra

[Alex Loyal]

Carlisle United...former leaders of the First Division...where did it all go so horribly wrong?
#InArtellWeTrust

 

[Alan Partridge]

Christ.

"Watch me do my job now..."

Fuck off, Keith.

 

[Vanni]

No disrespect to Crewe but you know you're shite when you can't even earn a point against them at home. But, to be quite honest, I may be being a bit harsh on Crewe as apparently they're not the same side we 'easily' beat at ours.

 

[Alex Loyal]

No disrespect to Crewe but you know you're shite when you can't even earn a point against them at home. But, to be quite honest, I may be being a bit harsh on Crewe as apparently they're not the same side we 'easily' beat at ours.

No,we're not the bag of shite we were for most of this season.
Artell's working his magic.

 

[cufc17]

It's laughable. I genuinely can't believe how bad this is, we won't score again this season. This bunch of players are a disgrace, no effort or desire. Curle can get to fuck too, wouldn't be bothered if he was gone tonight.

Zero goals in seven games, barely a clear cut chance in most of them. No chance they'll get playoffs, bottom half finish looks nailed on.

I've never been so unenthusiastic about our chances.

 

[hellogregory]

It's laughable. I genuinely can't believe how bad this is, we won't score again this season. This bunch of players are a disgrace, no effort or desire. Curle can get to fuck too, wouldn't be bothered if he was gone tonight.

Zero goals in seven games, barely a clear cut chance in most of them. No chance they'll get playoffs, bottom half finish looks nailed on.

I've never been so unenthusiastic about our chances.

I'm starting to become more concerned about next season and losing our league status. At the moment we are the worst team in the football league and showed no signs of getting better.

Most of this shower of shite are contracted for next season. No doubt the budget will be cut due to no cup runs this season and dwindling crowds so I'd expect us to be scraping the barrel for scraps this summer to add to the shite we've already got. We don't score, we always concede. Could be a grim grim 2017/18 season ahead for this club.

 

[shoddycollins]

This is genuinely the worst Carlisle United team I've seen since the one that started the 2013/14 season.

it is but I think psychology the biggest part of that now, we're not a side that would go on a seven game goalless streak on ability alone we started losing and just couldn't stop.

 

[Carver]

We should just go all out attack, fuck the defence we just want a bloody goal! Just one fucking moment of the ball hitting the back of the net.

Because right now we can only ever cheer when we get a throwing!

 

[hellogregory]

We need to bring in some pace and energy in the summer. Today just highlighted what a slow lethargic team we are.

I think it's partly down to psychology and confidence shoddy yeah, but I also think teams have worked us out. At the start of the season everything was being created from our left side, but teams are now putting 3 or 4 players there to snuff out Adams and Grainger, that's what Crewe were doing today. There's no plan B. We don't have a fucking clue. I'm not even sure Wyke would score in this team at the moment because we're not even creating half chances.

 

[SRNP]

Carlisle were rubbish, like bad. Crewe didnt have to break sweat.

 

[Carver]

Carlisle were rubbish, like bad. Crewe didnt have to break sweat.

How dare you!

 

[TrinidadsNumberOne]

What a game, what a journey, what a team. Loved it yesterday and we delivered a deserved victory after controlling the game even if we didn't create that many opportunities.

Players are playing with a renewed confidence thanks largely to our wonderful manager, Cooke and Cooper's link up for their first goal was class and I've finally managed to witness Jordan Bowery score after I didn't attend Crawley away so today was a fantastic day!

Just makes you think what we could've achieved if the managerial change came sooner, but let's finish the season on a high and keep producing quality performances week in and week out.

Not surprised Shaun Miller got sent off btw, when the world is against him he's prone to see the red mist. Nice lad but on that football field he can lack rational thought most the time!