Things you are unlikely to hear next season

[PuB]

'Crikey, those Wigan fans are intimidating'

 

[Scumarmy.]

"Oldham Athletic are a classy, forward-thinking football club who have always lived within their means. They have brilliant support and the way they go about their business should be admired and held as a model to replicate for other lower league clubs"

 

[AmbiguousBon]

"Wow Bradford really do play an excellent brand of passing football on their carpet of a pitch"

 

[Ovenbaked]

"Lee Clark has today confirmed that the club groundsman has been poached by the FA after doing a sterling job on it this year"

 

[DaveOAFC]

"It's a warm day here at Boundary Park.

 

[HertsWolf]

"It wasn't about the money"

Leon Clarke

"It wasn't about the goals"

Leon Clarke

 

[HertsWolf]

Bury manager David Flitcroft to his new big-money signing: "You're taller than we thought, Billy"

 

[HertsWolf]

"Welcome, Mr Blatter"

 

[HertsWolf]

"We've decided the 2018 World Cup will now be held in England"

 

[HertsWolf]

£699. June/July/Aug - 14 nights 2-star half-board in Wolverhampton. 7/10 nights also available.

 

[HertsWolf]

"A huge constant roar of approval surrounds Nicola and Alex's open-top bus on its victory tour of the London suburbs."

 

[JJH]

Indian Dan took that result well.

 

[PUSBCCFC]

Swindon is great value away day.

 

[PuB]

'Isn't Colchester's new ground stunning?'

 

[UTS]

And Bury have entered administration.

 

[Hurrikeen]

"I was fortunate to have a hefty budget last season which helped this fantastic football club win promotion."

Karl Robinson

 

[Hurrikeen]

"I'm not sure we have a big enough loan with the bank to sign Messi".

Bury's owner.

 

[UTS]

"Wow I wish I was an Oldham fan. They are such an exciting club."

 

[Ravey 28]

Hi, I'm a Bristol City fan who will post something without mentioning Swindon Town.

 

[Bartonyellow]

"The away fans on the Stratton bank look like they are enjoying themselves getting pissed on in the rain"

 

[Bartonyellow]

"It makes a refreshing change to see mark clattenburg at old Trafford this season, a team he never officiates"

 

[Bartonyellow]

"Great to see that it's mid February and we have only had three sackings so far in the football league season"

 

[Hurrikeen]

"I can see Liverpool losing this one"

Mark Lawrenson - BBC Sport Predictor.

 

[Dazza]

The Madejski stadium has an intimidating atmosphere.

 

[Hurrikeen]

"It's great to see we have 11 players on the pitch"

Any Blackpool fan

 

[Hurrikeen]

"That's a sensational piece of skill from James Hanson"

 

[Scumarmy.]

"I really enjoyed my trip to Boundary Park"

 

[HertsWolf]

And the sectarian violence continues into a third night after Torquay's home draw with Braintree.

 

[HertsWolf]

They have finally completed the architect's vision and put all the seats in at Vale Park.

 

[HertsWolf]

And as the Cherries celebrate as Premier League champions, we can return to the Etihad to hear whether City will join Chelsea and Liverpool in the Championship next season.