Things you are unlikely to hear next season?

[hbk4894]

i will start

and it is relegation for Ipswich

 

[MagpieBee]

Derby have successfully carried their good form through the last 10 games of the season

 

[MagpieBee]

And the most knowledgeable poster of the season award goes to... SERNWA!

 

[Cardsfan]

Rammy: I think Derby will win today.

 

[Mr Elmo]

And QPR have been punished for breaching FFP

 

[Bobbin']

Fucking hell, we've scraped our way out of the barrel with this one. (What I actually think, not something we're unlikely to hear)

 

[BCFC David]

Wow, that Brighton game was entertaining.

 

[JoshBCFC]

Bristol City have secured promotion.
Or...
Bristol City have been relegated.

 

[markwwfc1992]

Steve Evans finally releases his own much awaited exercise and healthy eating DVD

 

[PrestonCha]

i will start

and it is relegation for Ipswich

"And here we are, at a sell-out Reebok/Macaroni Cheese whatever it's called this week stadium, Trevor"

Disclaimer: I don't know who Trevor is. I made him up to add authenticity.

 

[Costello]

"Dougie, how do you stay looking so full of life and vigour?"

Reporter: "Nasty scenes here at Craven Cottage, Jeff, the home fans are on the pitch, tearing the goals down and attacking everything in sight."

 

[Dazza]

Some of the Reading fans are so excited by that goal that they are throwing their flasks and cress sandwiches on the pitch.The rest are politely clapping but more upset because the premier league team they follow are losing.

 

[HertsWolf]

Fella

 

[HertsWolf]

Reyt

 

[Ciderhead]

When it comes down to it, no one really cares about attendances

 

[Ciderhead]

Wow, what an informed, well-researched piece of analysis by Peter Beagrie

 

[JJH]

Aren't you Bristol City folk pessimistic...

 

[Dazza]

Rotherham United have won the Championship with 46 wins out of 46 games.Steve Evans will surely become Sir Steve Evans.

 

[Pliny Harris]

Now Solihull Moors have a money man I look forward to welcoming them into the Conference. Such a beautiful part of the world with a little gem of a ground.

 

[roversfan2001]

And Burnley have been promoted on the last day.

 

[WhiteRussian]

And that's two wins on the trot for MK

 

[Mr Elmo]

Rotherham United have made less than 10 signings this year.

 

[Scumarmy.]

Pete Winkelman has had a haircut.

 

[HertsWolf]

"With two of this division's bargain basement teams, this QPR Derby County clash looks an interesting game.
I'm Kay Burley for BBC Radio Derby, back to you in the studio"

 

[HertsWolf]

"Who the fucking hell are we? Whooooooo the fucking hell are we?"

 

[HertsWolf]

"What was it that persuaded you to join the board of QPR, Mr Blatter?"

 

[infidel]

Blackpool

 

[hodge]

Partly due to not living in Preston anymore

'I'm going to really miss driving up the M5 and M6'

 

[roversfan2001]

Burnley end their 36 year winless run vs their rivals at home.

 

[N1CKD33]

'Kevin Davies scores with a bullet header'