Tripping is a believable excuse for rape

[blade1889]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...etrated-teen-is-cleared-of-rape-a6774946.html

Ok so I wasn't in the courtroom but how? What? Saw this story come up and expected it to have happened in a different country, not the UK.

 

[hodge]

££££ and connections

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

i'd be interested in hearing tractor boy's thoughts on this

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

££££ and connections

But... how? Bought the jury?

 

[Stevencc]

Perhaps he tripped over again and "accidentally" penetrated the judge only to pleasure him* to such an extent that he** made a decision then and there to exonerate the lad of all charges while jotting down his mobile number.

*or her
**or she

 

[Renegade]

When I saw the headline I thought it was going to be about tripping on drugs, which would have been a far better excuse.

Just how?

 

[mowgli]

I know rape is a serious crime that i abhor but i laughed when i read the headline in The Mirror, what are the odds of penetration when falling over i wonder

 

[spireite]

Come on now, it's happened to us all at some point hasn't it? You get up for some water in the middle of the night, slip and accidentally fuck someone.

 

[mowgli]

Come on now, it's happened to us all at some point hasn't it? You get up for some water in the middle of the night, slip and accidentally fuck someone.

If i did that my missus would knock me out