Unsual sending off..

[Super_horns]

Non-league player sent off for taking a toilet break off the pitch today.

Can you think of any other strange dismissals?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41790381

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

"Earlier this month Giovanni Liberti was banned for five games for urinating at away fans in a Serie D game."

 

[JoshBCFC]

Belongs in the tinpot thread this

 

[DarkSithLord]

Non-league player sent off for taking a toilet break off the pitch today.

Can you think of any other strange dismissals?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41790381

Idiot. On the bright side means he is suspended for the game against Alfreton on Saturday.

 

[Cornish Piskie]

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Apparently there were only three minutes left to play. The poor chap obviously couldn't hold on any longer. Perhaps somebody had told him the ref was going to add ten minutes on. <snigger>



I don't know if you gents know of this, but there is a jolly little appliance available to women. We call it the "She Pee". The pic below demonstrates what it is, how it works and what it does.

Hey...... We can go standing up now. That is REAL liberation for women..!!

The best bit, is that we don't have to do that funny little hop you fellas do when you put it away. We're not going to get anything caught in our zip..!! Blimey, we even pee standing up better than you..!!

Girls rule..Yaaayyyyyyyy..!!

 

[Camborne Gills]

The Berwick v Cowdenbeath game had a bizarre penalty award. May still be on the BBC website

 

[Camborne Gills]

Non-league player sent off for taking a toilet break off the pitch today.

Can you think of any other strange dismissals?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41790381

At least he didn't shit himself like Lineker

 

[Brian Mcculloch Glasgow]

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Apparently there were only three minutes left to play. The poor chap obviously couldn't hold on any longer. Perhaps somebody had told him the ref was going to add ten minutes on. <snigger>



I don't know if you gents know of this, but there is a jolly little appliance available to women. We call it the "She Pee". The pic below demonstrates what it is, how it works and what it does.

Hey...... We can go standing up now. That is REAL liberation for women..!!

The best bit, is that we don't have to do that funny little hop you fellas do when you put it away. We're not going to get anything caught in our zip..!! Blimey, we even pee standing up better than you..!!

Girls rule..Yaaayyyyyyyy..!!

ha..ha...nice one I would say. Would save the worries of my wife when she is outside and needs a pee.