Valentine's Day

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Year two.

Remembered I made this this thread and it's revelead I'm a predicatble man as I've bought her Preseco again. I guess she likes it. Not doing anything spesh today, we're going to the theatre on Tuesday and then we're spending a few days in a log cabin by a lake.

Anyone else doing out this year?
 

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My Valentine's Day friend now lives in Edinburgh, so no more caterpillar-shaped birthday cakes for me I'm afraid.
 

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Well he put 'this this' 'revelead' and 'predicatble' all in the one line, I think it's a bit much to ask the bloke to get the drink right! Maybe it was the cause?
 

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Well he put 'this this' 'revelead' and 'predicatble' all in the one line, I think it's a bit much to ask the bloke to get the drink right! Maybe it was the cause?

Maybe.:hypo:
 
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It was a tragic, pathetic lie, Slaphead. The truth is that I haven't had sex since Jimmy Carter was in the White House, and I don't even really like pea purée.
 

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Negative - I had to spend £26.50.

Positive - I got 4 blu-rays out of it.
 

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I am disappoint. I mean, I thought everyone liked pea purée.
 
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I actually do like pea purée, slaphead. I just added that self-deprecating kicker to leaven the desolation of the rest of the post. It was the rhetorical equivalent of an irritatingly whimsical, Jean-Jacques Lequeu designed architectural folly plonked in the midst of a landscape of infinite barren tundra, if you will.

Is there anything else you'd like to know, I think I'm close to making a breakthrough here.
 
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Luckily my girlfriend finds the whole day as nauseating as I do, so we treat it like any other day thankfully!
 

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valentine' day huh....... might not bother this year as we have bigger things to worry about.....


such as how the rise of far-right populism is going to affect the world of MY SERENELY GESTATING OFFSPRING

:dis:
 

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valentine' day huh....... might not bother this year as we have bigger things to worry about.....


such as how the rise of far-right populism is going to affect the world of MY SERENELY GESTATING OFFSPRING

:dis:
Hmm. I'd have thought your shit copycat impersonation of David Mitchell in conjunction with that anything but humorous play ground thing of yours would've been at the forefront of your worries. Seemingly not.
 

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Hmm. I'd have thought your shit copycat impersonation of David Mitchell in conjunction with that humorous play ground thing of yours would've been at the forefront of your worries. Seemingly not.
more concerned about the 'dumpy' jibe tbh
 
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If he's anything like his father he's going to be breaking other baby's hearts in no-time. I don't know what to get for the baby-shower! My oh my I'm almost in tears! You're going to be a great father, Matthew. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
I'm just gonna get smat a cigar and a bottle of whiskey tbh.
 

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i owned you far too hard there aber, sorry. have deleted my post.
 

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unlike your fucking legs

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Recovered back to normal functionality but thanks for the concern.

Grow some broccoli sprouts to feed to your baby mama. That is my contribution to the life of your offspring.

Your currency could never own me, I am free.
 
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I assumed the 13th amendment prevented people getting owned that hard.
 

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Luckily my girlfriend finds the whole day as nauseating as I do, so we treat it like any other day thankfully!

Same here. Also goes for Christmas. We're of the thinking that why do we need a special day to show someone we love them when we can do it any time of year?!
 

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Do you lot still 'celebrate' Valentine's Day?

Fucking man up the lot of you and tell her indoors to get out and do the gardening.
 

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